Always…miss u

if i would know that im gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend
23 hours with u & if u wonder what about the last hour..
in that i’ll find someone
who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..

Nights

When nights are long and friends are few…
I sit alone and think of you…With lovely heart
and silent tear…All I wish is
u to be here….miss you !!!!!

Wonderful

I used to think that the world is so unfair,
that it gave me so many reasons to hate it.
But now, how can I hate such a wonderful
world that gave me u?

No Heart

I have a heart n that is true, But now it has gone
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart & U have two.

Friend Forever

When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,
words behind your silence and love behind ur
anger ,you can believe you hve found
your “BEST FRIEND FOREVER”

loving

I always thought loving someone is the greatest
feeling, bt I realized that loving a friend is even better.

Sadness

When things go wrong… When sadness fills your heart…
when tears flow in your eyes… always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u… 2) Still with u… 3) Will ALWAYS b…

Heart

I have a heart & that is true, Bt now it has gone
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

One Day

There Ws An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Ws Peter Park-Ker

Food & Health

A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes
the most suffering 4 years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
“Wedding cake”

Old man calling

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti,
Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay
hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.
Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne
naam try kar raha hon.

70 years old man

70 years old man : dil chahta he keh shadi kar loon.
Friend : kr lo
Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?
Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa wo apne ap ho jaegi

Girl asks

Girl asks an old man:whats love?
Man said:Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Girl returned empty handed & told that I found
the most beautiful flower but I kept walking
in hope of a better one. And then I realised
I ignored the best one.I went back but could not
find it there.
Man ,,,,

Principal

Old man school key principal sey:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?
Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai

Buzurg Lathi Se

1 Admi 11Bacho K Sath nkla jo Shor Kr Rehy They
1 Buzurg Lathi Se Tak Tak Krte guzra
Bap:Lathi pe Rubber Lga lo,Shor Nhi hoga
Buzrg:Ye Kam Tu Krta To Shor Na Hota

Kal Raat

Kal Raat Meri DOST k Dada Uske Khawaab may aye or
kaha k Bachon DIL khol kar Gunah karo Kyon k DOZAKH
Main bilkul Jagah nahi hay
HUM khud Diwaron pe Bethy hian..

Halwai

Pathan halwai sy
Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
Halwai bary fakhar sy
30 sal sy
Pathan: Bari sharm ki bat hy
Tum se aaj tak jlebi seedhi nahi bani,,,

American dinner

ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye kha rahe the.
American k hath me bakri ki zabaan aagayi.
American bola: what is this?
Pathan bola: this is language.

CNG

Ek pathan ko doctor ne ECG test krwane ka kaha
Pathan Lab pohncha to test ka naam bhool gya
Thori der sochne k baad kehne laga: Bhaijaan hamara CNG kardo,,,

Motor Cycle

Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb
amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan sahab:
bhai ye to tera kismat hy
kal ek admi ka moter cycle nikla tha”

Miss Thakur

Miss thakur:ME nE AP sE kaha tha k apnE betay ko
meri naqlien utarnE sE mana krien!
Kya usay mana kia?
“Yes”.!mein ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia karo.

Coffee Shop

Ek aadmi Coffee Shop pr gya aur coffee ka order diya.
Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya
Pathan Admi: Ye kya….!!!
Meri coffee kahan hai..??
Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai….

Insurance Agent

Insurance agent: Khan sahib!will u don’t like that
ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..
Khan(smile):
i’ll like bt plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife.

Machli Wala

Machli wala: Khan sab aj zinda machli laaya hun..
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?

Machli Wala

Machli wala: Khan sab aj zinda machli laaya hun..
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?

Holiday

Wat is common between allama iqbal,
gandhi and qaid-e-azam?
Pathan replied “All r born on govt holidays”:-)
*Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Gutter main

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikal raha tha.
1 pathan wahan se guzarte huey ruk kar bola.
Yaar 2 roti mera b laga dena . . . . . . . . . . .

Phone Number

1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Ph Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
“Abe..Tera Ph Number Kya Hai ?

Phone Number

1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Ph Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
“Abe..Tera Ph Number Kya Hai ?

Boy Friend (Pathan)

GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain.
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Mein Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.

Boy Friend (Pathan)

GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain.
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Mein Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.

Khan 2 Friend

Khan 2 Friend:
Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha
Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!
Frnd: moochein to sbki hen!
Khan: wo jiska safaid kapray hein!
Frnd:wo to sb k sufaid hain
Pathan ne pistol nikala or 3 admion ko maar kr bola
“ye jo reh gya ha
isko main nai choraygi”

Aap ka weight

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai?
Pathan: Chashme ke sath 75kgs.
Doctor: Aur chashme k baghair?
Pathan: woh mujhe dikhta hi nehi…!

Audience

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?
Pathan: Liquid state.
Audience: clapped.
Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience,
All were pathan.

1 Pathan

1 Pathan: Tume pata hai k laughter challange 4 ho raha hai?
2 Pathan: Q phele 3 sahi nhi huwe the…

Ek Pathan

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotel malik ne
us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di
sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne
sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai
malik guse se bola : Hudd haraam ho tum
phatan bola ! Kocchaa hm kya krta..

Deewar Par

Deewar per!: Dekho kute ka bacha peshab ker raha hai.
Pathan ne perha aur yeh kehte hue peshab kerne lga.
Haha peshab main karun ga aur nam kute ka lage ga.

Double Roti

1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh ke kha rha tha..
B.V boli:
Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan:
Tabiyat kharab he..
Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he..

Duur ka Bhai

Girl: ye bacha tumara kya lagta hai?
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka faisla hai..

Duur ka Bhai

Girl: ye bacha tumara kya lagta hai?
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka faisla hai..

2+2

1 pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati
Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha..

Maachis kahan hai

2 patha chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”tili jala k daikh lo”

Pathan aur sikh

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par Pathano Aur
Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.
Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar Ke Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Honge

2 Chaye

Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile mein paise hain?
Admi: G Haan hain.
Pathan: To 2 “chaye” hi mangwa lo.

AGARBATTI

Teacher 2 pathan:
AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.
Pathan:
AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

Pathan Bola Abey

2 Hijarhe Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.

Mr. Bean

MR.BEAN Went 2 Guinness Book Office To
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans

Mr. Bean

MR.BEAN Went 2 Guinness Book Office To
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans

Pathan was Dancing

In A A/C Exam Every 1 Ws Writing Bt Pathan Ws
Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.

Pathan Drive

Pathaan Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Lga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

Pathan Drive

Pathaan Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Lga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

Pathan Pizza

A Pathan ordered pizza,
Waiter bringz d piza n said
sir should i cut it into 4 piecs or 8 ?
Pathan said : 4 hi kar dey yaar, 8 khaye nhe jaeinge..

Gul Khan ki Naswaar

1 pathan dozkh se nikla,chupke se janat me dakhil ho gia.
Frishtay ne bohat mara.
Pathan
Oh bhai tmko nae pata
hum dozakh sirf Gul khan ko naswar daine gaya tha.

Pathan was smoking

Pathan Ws Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.
His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???
He Replied ,
Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance 4m Tobbaco

My Watch

Pathan sees a sign: Watch for fallen rocks.
He collects rocks all along & says at the toll plaza,
here are ur fallen rocks, nw where’s my watch?

Pathan ki Zahanat

Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kr rha tha.
2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main daikh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa
gaye phir un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

Honesty in politics

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it Bcomes.

The word ‘politics’

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
& the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Too Long

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned vid
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Meri BV

Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki
phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:
I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago main
mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

GHANTA barha dya

Syasat dano ne awaam ki muhabat ka kaisa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya

Sardar Manmohan Singh

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Sedha 1 Bajega.

PEPSODENT

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding u 2 brush
ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

Fair & lovely

Yeh tri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tra chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tre chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

Washing Powder Nirma

Washing Powder Nirma
Wshng Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se Aye
Rangen Kpda Bhi Khil-Khil Jaye
Sabki Pasand Nirma
Ye Comercial BREAK Ta,
You Continue Your Work

Aham Ellaan

“Aham Ellaan”
Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,
Jab Stage Ke Addakaar
sms-zone-pak.blogspot.Com Sey Sms Pard
Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey

Simply The Best

It’S NoT dIfFiCuLt
To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe
In WoRds …
… JuSt wRiTe …
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“Quotes-bucket.blogspot.com s!mPlY tHe BeSt” ;->

PIA

PIA slogan, A warm experience & motherly treatment!
Warm: BCoz AC doesn’t work.
Motherly: BCoz all hostesses are above 50

LIMOO PAANI

Suno ghaor sy PEPSI walo
Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo
Chahe jitni COKE pilalo
Chahe jitni DEW pilalo
Sabse age hoga
*LIMOO PANI*

GOOD MILK

Na kisi ko chera karo.
Na kisi se pange liya karo.
Na kisi ko dil diya karo.
Na kisi se dil liya karo.
Healthy life jiya kro Roz roz GOOD MILK pia kro.

ICI PAINT

Agar aap chahte ho.
ke aap ke chehre pe
dhool mitti na lage to
to
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.
to
har roz subah
I.C.I PAINT
LAGAIN
jo
DHooL MItTI
ko tikney
na de ;o)

MORTEIN

Woh Choom lain ik Baar To Urh Jaati Hai Neend,
Unki Awaaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jaati Hai Beet,
Isliye kehte Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO” MACHAR BHAGAO

MintoFresh

Laila ko Karna ho Impress
To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh
Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres
To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress
Bolay to Majnu aik dumm FRESH ..

Geo

l8est RepoRt on GEO…
“na maloom afRaad ne kaRachi main
samandaR ko aag lga di”
“lambi lambi

Life Buoy

Scratch & win
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L||||||||||||
Lif|||||
Life||||
Life B|||
Life Bo||
Life Buoy
Jaa ab naha le ganday insaan

MOBILINK

Man calls Wife through MOBILINK, Call goes 2 another
lady,wrong # After talking 4 months they started dating
& got married
Moral: MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES…

Max Bar

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro,
yeh pyaar hai,
piyaar nahin koi MAX bar jo thora sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya…!!

Disprin

Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena,
Dil mein kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum apki raahon se hr dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se
“Disprin”
mangwa lena.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrr

Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview,
Interviewer asked him,
”electric motor kaise chalti hai”.
Pathan replied,
”Burrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Uniliver Pakistan

New exciting offer from
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab shampoo ki her bottle k sath 1 “AATE” ka packet bilkul free.:-)

Ptcl

If A Boy Gives A Love Letter 2 A Girl,
Peple Call Him “Lofer”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy
they Call It “Offer”
Brought to You By
Ptcl ! Feel The Difference

BAYGON

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia.
Malkin: Oh No! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Dia…!

Kit-Kat

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai??
Kyun k.,
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairy milk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai

Laado k Leshkarey

Arz kiya hai:
Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare,
.
Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare,
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Laado k Lashkaarey, Jagg magg kapre saarey .. !!

Reliance

Don’t Love Reliance Girl
She Is A 2years Warrenty Girl
Don’t Love Hutch Girl
She Follows You Where Ever You Go
So Love Only Landline Girl
She Will Be At Home.

THE AXE

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.
Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him
And Became Crazy abt Him.
Guess Why?
THE AXE EFFECT

cornetto

Kaash tum waaday nibha jaty..
Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay..
AGR “cornetto”k
paisy nhi thy to kiya hua..
5 rupay wali “KULFI” hi khila jaaty . . . :->

DJUICE

Garibo ke Liye
DJUICE
Kanjuso ke Liye
Warid
Buzurgo ke Liye Ptcl
Lafango ke Liye
Mobilink
Mufto ke lye
Ufone
Lovely & ROYAL People Use
“‘ZONG’”:)

ZONG

**GOOD NEWS**
From Next Month,
In All Pakistan
WARID to WARID
JAZZ to JAZZ
UFONE to UFONE
TELENOR to TELENOR
Mobilink to Mobilink
ZONG to ZONG
Totally FREE!
“MISS CALLS” only.

Pak Pakistan

Agar aap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sab issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to,
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To P.t.v dekh liya karen..

PTV

Agar aap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sab issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to,
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To P.t.v dekh liya karen..

Saaday Dil Wich

Mithi mithi needran de hulary pay lendey 0
khaban de rangley panguray wich bendey 0
nima nima hass ke jaan kad lendey o
esey lae tay tusi saady dil wich rendey o..

FA BA MA

Neend di goli kha lay changa raen ga
Sochan kolon jaan chura lay changa raen ga
FA,BA,MA di digree lay ke ki hassil
Dahi bhalay di rehri la lay chang raen ga

Mahiya

Soney di itt mahiya,
RAB tennu mobile dita koi SMS te set mahiya,
Sone di wang mahiya,
Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt maar k Pann mahiya.

Sub kurian

Neend di goli kha lay changa raen ga,
Sochan kolon jaan chura ly changa raen ga,
Bachi te tere kolon phasni koi nyi,
Sub kurian nu Pehn bana lay changa raen ga.

Kurian

Neend di goli kha lay changa raen ga,
Sochan kolon jaan chura ly changa raen ga,
Bachi te tere kolon phasni koi nyi,
Sub kurian nu Pehn bana lay changa raen ga.

Anni Pei Hoi Hey

Teacher:
.
Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
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Othay Te Anni Pei Hoi Hey
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Student:
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“A Blind Girl Is Lying There!

Bina yaar guzara

Okha langda waqt vichore da bina yaar guzara koun kre…
Dunia toon kinara ho skda yaraan toon kinara koun kre…
Ik din hove taan lang jave sari zindgi guzzara koun kre…

Bikhaari Pathaan say

Bhikaari pathaan say!
mujhe khaany ko kuch mil sakta hai ?
Pathan:
kal ka Saalan kha lo ge ?
Bhikaari:
Gee Han Bilkul ...
Pathaan:
ach to phir kal ana ,,,