Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke
chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Funny rakhi sms
Here is an awesome collection of Rakhi SMS! for the event
of Raksha Bandhan.
Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the even of Rakhsha
Bandhan celebrated widely in India on August. The collection
includes rakhi sms greetings for both bhaiyas and behnas,cute
and funny rakhi sms, rakhi sms for bhai / brothers / [...]
of Raksha Bandhan.
Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the even of Rakhsha
Bandhan celebrated widely in India on August. The collection
includes rakhi sms greetings for both bhaiyas and behnas,cute
and funny rakhi sms, rakhi sms for bhai / brothers / [...]
Wo Tumhara Kaun?
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun?
Kuch Nahi..
Kyon Ki Use Rakhi Bandhne Ke Liye Haath Kaha Hai..
Kuch Nahi..
Kyon Ki Use Rakhi Bandhne Ke Liye Haath Kaha Hai..
Apnon Ka Saath
Koshish Kro K Koi Aap se Na Rothe
Zindgi May Apnon Ka Saath Na Chote
Rishta Koi Bhi Ho Use Aise Nibhao
K Us Rishte Ki Dor Zindgi Bhar Na Totay.
Zindgi May Apnon Ka Saath Na Chote
Rishta Koi Bhi Ho Use Aise Nibhao
K Us Rishte Ki Dor Zindgi Bhar Na Totay.
DOSTI pe aitebar
Mil mil k bicharna muje acha nahi lagta
Pr tum ko b panay ka rasta nahi milta
Tere khalos-e- DOSTI pe aitebar hai itna
Siwa tere koi rishta sacha nhi lgta.
Pr tum ko b panay ka rasta nahi milta
Tere khalos-e- DOSTI pe aitebar hai itna
Siwa tere koi rishta sacha nhi lgta.
True Relation
To Love Without CONDITION..
To Talk Without INTENTION..
To Give Without REASON..
&
To Care Without EXPECTATIONS..
Is The Art Of True RELATION..
To Talk Without INTENTION..
To Give Without REASON..
&
To Care Without EXPECTATIONS..
Is The Art Of True RELATION..
Talk 2 Each Other
A Relation Is Not How Long U have Been together,
not How Much U Give Or Take
not How Many Times U Talk 2 Each Other,
its All About How much u value eachother..
not How Much U Give Or Take
not How Many Times U Talk 2 Each Other,
its All About How much u value eachother..
Relationship is like a book
Relationship is like a book , it may take few seconds to burn but
years to write.
Write it carefully and Never let it burn.
years to write.
Write it carefully and Never let it burn.
Your Ego
Apologising doesn’t mean..That You are wrong & The Other
One is right..
It also at times means That You Value The Relationship much
more Than Your Ego..!
One is right..
It also at times means That You Value The Relationship much
more Than Your Ego..!
Sacrifice
Sacrifice is greater than love,
character is greater than beauty,
humanity is greater than wealth,
but
nothing is greater than gud relation so maintain it:-)
character is greater than beauty,
humanity is greater than wealth,
but
nothing is greater than gud relation so maintain it:-)
keep relation in touch
1 stone is enuf to break a glass,
1 sentence is enuf to break a heart,
1 second is enuf to fall in luv..
&
1 sms is enuf to keep relation in touch..
1 sentence is enuf to break a heart,
1 second is enuf to fall in luv..
&
1 sms is enuf to keep relation in touch..
Relationship 4 ever
Do u know about the things which live after death?
Eye-31min
Brain-10min
Legs-4hrs
skin-5days
ear-10min
Bones-30dys
Heart- 0 min
&
relatiOn ship-4ever..
Eye-31min
Brain-10min
Legs-4hrs
skin-5days
ear-10min
Bones-30dys
Heart- 0 min
&
relatiOn ship-4ever..
The purpose of relationshp
The purpose of relationshp is nt 2 hv sum1 who might complete
u, but 2 hv sum1 wid whom u may share ur incompletness..
u, but 2 hv sum1 wid whom u may share ur incompletness..
Pocket guide k sath
Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?
or is se hota hi kya hy,
Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,
Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,
2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?
Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,
ji han ab pury k [...]
or is se hota hi kya hy,
Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,
Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,
2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?
Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,
ji han ab pury k [...]
Nuqsanaat bulkul muft
Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise
garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab
ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante
Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic
nuqsanaat bulkul muft…
garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab
ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante
Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic
nuqsanaat bulkul muft…
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai,
restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
PURELY ACCIDENTAL
1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:
“All the answers written below are imagnary and work of
my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK
is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL…”
“All the answers written below are imagnary and work of
my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK
is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL…”
chad mulak te chaliye baar
Ki bumb da barosa yaar,
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..
chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway…
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..
chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway…
Begarat Zameen Par
Congratulation!
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
‘Begarat Zameen Par’
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
‘Begarat Zameen Par’
DIL CHAHTA HAI
ACHA BATAO…
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI
-:->>
NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI
BOLO BOLO KON
KON
TUM?
ARAY NAHEE
HAMARA K.E.S.C.
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI
-:->>
NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI
BOLO BOLO KON
KON
TUM?
ARAY NAHEE
HAMARA K.E.S.C.
Ek Barish
Tum Paas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay
Mintaan Na Krwa,
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Law of Love
“Law of Love” derived from newton’s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal
or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.
This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled
to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal
or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.
This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled
to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2
Tusi pareshan na hovo
Aslamabadon ai ay FAX
.
Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.
Tusi pareshan na hovo
sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay…….
Preshani te mere waste ae…
.
Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.
Tusi pareshan na hovo
sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay…….
Preshani te mere waste ae…
Thursday, October 15, 2009
KINGFISHER
I am 10 letter word,
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????
Answer:
KINGFISHER
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????
Answer:
KINGFISHER
A Windmill
I Have Four Wings, But Cannot Fly, I Never Laugh And Never
Cry; On The Same Spot I’m Always Found, Toiling Away With
Little Sound. What Am I?
Answer :-
A Windmill
Cry; On The Same Spot I’m Always Found, Toiling Away With
Little Sound. What Am I?
Answer :-
A Windmill
An arrow
I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head,
But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far
I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown.
What Am I?
Answers :-
An arrow
But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far
I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown.
What Am I?
Answers :-
An arrow
A Female
A Beggar’s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This Be…?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
How Could This Be…?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
A Violin
My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I’m Often Invited
to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have
Nothing To say
What Am I…?
Answer :-
A Violin
to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have
Nothing To say
What Am I…?
Answer :-
A Violin
A Man Was Walking
A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In
His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.
How Did He Do This..
Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.
How Did He Do This..
Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
Prove It If U R Genius
Prove It If U R Genius.
There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
Answer :-
10990
There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
Answer :-
10990
Qayamt Tak
1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab
Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main [...]
Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main [...]
Dimag hay To Jawab do
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki SaasKe Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki SaasKe Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy
Andhay ki Bewi
Andhay ki Bewi ko behra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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.
.
.
.
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss
andhay ko bata day ga.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
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.
.
.
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss
andhay ko bata day ga.
259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Smile
There’s mothers day and fathers day. There are anniversaries
and birthdays. But there are no special days to thank someone
or to apologize to anyone. They can be done anytime, anyday.
Today i choose to thank you for everytime you made me smile,
laugh, for everytime you helped, wiped a tear. And i appalogize for [...]
and birthdays. But there are no special days to thank someone
or to apologize to anyone. They can be done anytime, anyday.
Today i choose to thank you for everytime you made me smile,
laugh, for everytime you helped, wiped a tear. And i appalogize for [...]
Khoobsoorat
Phoolo Me or Insano Me Kya Farq Hai?
Phool Insano Se Ziada Khobsorat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolo Se B Ziada Khoobsorat Hote Hain
JESEY K AAP…..
Phool Insano Se Ziada Khobsorat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolo Se B Ziada Khoobsorat Hote Hain
JESEY K AAP…..
Mujhe Le Chalo
Meri zindagi meri jan,
Muje le chalo
kabi uss jahan,
Jahan tu hi mera naseeb ho,
Jahan dil k tu hi qareeb ho,
Jahan gham koi na aa sakey,
Jahan nafratein na sata sakein,
Jahan qurb ho jahan ho khushi,
Jahan chahte ho humein zindagi,
Jahan dil mera na udaas ho,
Jahan her gharri teri aas ho,
Jahan her pal tara sath ho,
Mari zandgi mari jane-e-jaan,
Mujhe [...]
Muje le chalo
kabi uss jahan,
Jahan tu hi mera naseeb ho,
Jahan dil k tu hi qareeb ho,
Jahan gham koi na aa sakey,
Jahan nafratein na sata sakein,
Jahan qurb ho jahan ho khushi,
Jahan chahte ho humein zindagi,
Jahan dil mera na udaas ho,
Jahan her gharri teri aas ho,
Jahan her pal tara sath ho,
Mari zandgi mari jane-e-jaan,
Mujhe [...]
Piyaar
Jitna piyar paya he Aap se,
Us Se Ziada pane ko Jee Chahta hai.
Najany Wo kon Si khobi he Aap Main,
K umar bhar ap Se Dosti Nibhane ko Jee Chahta he,,,
Us Se Ziada pane ko Jee Chahta hai.
Najany Wo kon Si khobi he Aap Main,
K umar bhar ap Se Dosti Nibhane ko Jee Chahta he,,,
Sending Love & Care
Sun Cant Come To Earth But Sends Love As Rays
Cloud Cant Come To River But Sends Love As Rain
Also I Cant Come To You But Sending Love & Care As Sms
Cloud Cant Come To River But Sends Love As Rain
Also I Cant Come To You But Sending Love & Care As Sms
Dosti kuch nahi
Kabhi lagta hai
dosti kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai dosti bin kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai tum kuch nahi,
To
Kabhii lagta hai..
“Tum bin
kuch nahi.!!
dosti kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai dosti bin kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai tum kuch nahi,
To
Kabhii lagta hai..
“Tum bin
kuch nahi.!!
Love With You
If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes,
then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want
to let a second pass having fallen out of love
with you.
then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want
to let a second pass having fallen out of love
with you.
Tu Kitna Haseen Hai
Mana K Tere Dil Me Koi Aur Maken Hai.
Par Phir B Tu Mera Aqeeda Mera Yaqe Hai.
Ye Aaina Tujhe Teri Khabar Nhi Dega.
Aa Dekh Meri Aankh Se Tu Kitna Haseen Hai.
Par Phir B Tu Mera Aqeeda Mera Yaqe Hai.
Ye Aaina Tujhe Teri Khabar Nhi Dega.
Aa Dekh Meri Aankh Se Tu Kitna Haseen Hai.
The Presence Of Someone
Being Visible Isn’t Always A Requirement For Being Close ..
It Just Takes Some Thought n Memories 2 Feel
The Presence Of Someone As Nice As U ..
It Just Takes Some Thought n Memories 2 Feel
The Presence Of Someone As Nice As U ..
Who Loves Her
One of da true and nice saying:-
“the Most Beautiful Clothes That a Woman Can Wear Are The Arms Of The
Man Who Loves Her…”
“the Most Beautiful Clothes That a Woman Can Wear Are The Arms Of The
Man Who Loves Her…”
Ae Zindagi
Ae ZNDAGI mujh se ye DAGHA na kr
ME us k bina JIYU ye DUAA na kr
Koi DEKHEY b usey to hoti hy JALAN
Ay HAWA to b usey CHUA na kr
ME us k bina JIYU ye DUAA na kr
Koi DEKHEY b usey to hoti hy JALAN
Ay HAWA to b usey CHUA na kr
My Life
One day U ask me what is important in my life?
I said:
MY LIFE.
U will walk away without knowing
that U r my LIFE.
I said:
MY LIFE.
U will walk away without knowing
that U r my LIFE.
Sapne Mere
Aankhain teri hoon to sapne maire hoon,
Dil tera ho to darkan meri ho,
Khuda kary dosti hamari itni gahri ho,
K sans teri ruky to mot meri ho,
Dil tera ho to darkan meri ho,
Khuda kary dosti hamari itni gahri ho,
K sans teri ruky to mot meri ho,
Wonderful World
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me
so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a
wonderful world that gave me you?
so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a
wonderful world that gave me you?
True Heart
I have a heart n that is true, But now
it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like
I do, Because I have no heart n U have two.
it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like
I do, Because I have no heart n U have two.
A Sardar Gee
Why Does A Sardar G Clean The Wall With A Ear Bud ???
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Because He Knows That
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Deewaro’n K Bhi Kaan Hote Hyn… ;->
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Because He Knows That
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Deewaro’n K Bhi Kaan Hote Hyn… ;->
Sardar ka Jhoorda
Darya K Tufan Mein Sahil Sey Mauj Nikalti Hai
Aur Sardar Jab Jhoorda Kholein To Juoon(Lice)
Ki Fauj Nikalti Hai
Aur Sardar Jab Jhoorda Kholein To Juoon(Lice)
Ki Fauj Nikalti Hai
Cheeni Kiun Khaate Ho
1st Sardar To Other
Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?
2nd Sardar
Meri Teacher Ne Kaha Tha K Beta Tumhari Zuban Meethi Honi Chahiye” Samjhey
Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?
2nd Sardar
Meri Teacher Ne Kaha Tha K Beta Tumhari Zuban Meethi Honi Chahiye” Samjhey
Sardar Manmohan Singh
Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
Next Election Agenda:
1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
Mera Chehra
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Dikhne wala Nahi Mila
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Dikhne wala Nahi Mila
Its Called The ” Door
After Reading The Form Filled By An Sardar Applicand..
The Employer Said: “We Do Have An… Opening For U”
Sardar: Wat is it?
Employer: Its Called The ” Door “
The Employer Said: “We Do Have An… Opening For U”
Sardar: Wat is it?
Employer: Its Called The ” Door “
Sardar in a Double Daker
2 sardar sat in a doubl dacker bus.
1 up & 1 down.
Above 1came down running.
Below 1 askd y?
Sardar replied:”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
1 up & 1 down.
Above 1came down running.
Below 1 askd y?
Sardar replied:”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
Trafic Signals
Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light
glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see
there r trafic signals for aeroplanE in air
glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see
there r trafic signals for aeroplanE in air
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb SMS
Punjab mein ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
Shahid Afridi
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
Bablu & Shanno
Shanno: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Bablu: main heater le aata hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
Bablu: to main heater on kar leta hoon…..
Bablu: main heater le aata hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
Bablu: to main heater on kar leta hoon…..
Sardar ki Chatri
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisi ne pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
tha,
kisi ne pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Drops Of Water
Rain Is Not Only Drops Of Water It Is The Love Of Sky For Earth..
They Never Meet Each Other But Sends Love This Way..
Enjoy The Love Of Nature.
Happy Mon soon
They Never Meet Each Other But Sends Love This Way..
Enjoy The Love Of Nature.
Happy Mon soon
Ek Shaam
Udaas kyun kharay ho shaam ki tarhan,
Wah wah wah,
Udaas kyun kharay ho shaam ki tarhan,
Jao
Darkht pai latko amm ki tarahan…
Happy Mango Season
Wah wah wah,
Udaas kyun kharay ho shaam ki tarhan,
Jao
Darkht pai latko amm ki tarahan…
Happy Mango Season
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sheikh ki Duaa
Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki
A Sheikh Boy
A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl.
1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b
1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b
TAXI car le aya
Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay
kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
Meri Roti Nahe Pakani
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay
hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay
hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!
Memom Boss
Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
Aik sheikh sahab
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit
to nahe gir rahay hain?”
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit
to nahe gir rahay hain?”
Taxi Wala
Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?
Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?
Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun
Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”
Aik kanjos aadmi
Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
Love Never Dies
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardar
4)2 Sardar Chess Khelte Hue !!
lOvE nEvEr diEs
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardar
4)2 Sardar Chess Khelte Hue !!
lOvE nEvEr diEs
Short message
Here Is a collection Of Short Sms Messages, Short Messages,
Short Text Messages, Short Sms Messages Collection. U can
send short messages to your friends.
Short Text Messages, Short Sms Messages Collection. U can
send short messages to your friends.
Kiya Hai Wada Usne
Kiya Hai Wada Usne Paanchwen Din Aane Ka,
Ye Jante Hue Ki Char Din Ki Jindagani Hai.
Ye Jante Hue Ki Char Din Ki Jindagani Hai.
Smiling Lips
Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips wil solve many problems
so
Hr velay sarya na kro
Kadi kadi hans v dya karo.;-)
But smiling lips wil solve many problems
so
Hr velay sarya na kro
Kadi kadi hans v dya karo.;-)
Good Morning Smile
Sun glows
4 a day,
Candle 4 an hour Matchstick 4 a minute,
But
A Good Day can Glow 4eve,
So start ur day with a SMILE on ur Face,
Good Morning…!!!
4 a day,
Candle 4 an hour Matchstick 4 a minute,
But
A Good Day can Glow 4eve,
So start ur day with a SMILE on ur Face,
Good Morning…!!!
Beautiful Smile
Here I would like to share a collection of smile quotes which
makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS
Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).
In short these messages are termed as SMS for Smile
makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS
Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).
In short these messages are termed as SMS for Smile
I just Smiled
Some joyz r better xpressed in silence
As a smile holds more meaning than words
I was asked if I enjoy having you in my life
I just Smiled .
As a smile holds more meaning than words
I was asked if I enjoy having you in my life
I just Smiled .
Think of joy
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be joyous till i sms again.
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be joyous till i sms again.
Keep Smiling
The Most Wasted Day In Life Is,
The Day In Which We Have Not Laughed.
-Charlie Chaplin.
Keep Smiling.
It Makes Life More Beautifull..
The Day In Which We Have Not Laughed.
-Charlie Chaplin.
Keep Smiling.
It Makes Life More Beautifull..
Smile is infication
What is forgiveness
When asked:
“what is forgiveness?”
A little girl gave this lovely reply:
“Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed”.
“what is forgiveness?”
A little girl gave this lovely reply:
“Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed”.
Maghroor
Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Dil Ki Baat
Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to ke h dala sab haal-e-dil
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to ke h dala sab haal-e-dil
Palkein Bheeg Jati hain
Un sey kehna k mai bohat khush hon
Bas,
Unki yadein stati hain
Unki dori ka gham nahi mujhey
Bas,
Zara palkein bheeg jati hain…
Bas,
Unki yadein stati hain
Unki dori ka gham nahi mujhey
Bas,
Zara palkein bheeg jati hain…
Tumhari Aankhein
Us ne kaha tha k tumhari ankhain bohat roshan hain…
Main kuch soch ker hans para
Us bekhabar ko kia khabar..
Main kuch soch ker hans para
Us bekhabar ko kia khabar..
Drop of Tears
Ech Drop Of Tears R Mre Cstly Den
Anythng In D Wrld,
But Evry1 Can’t Knw D Value
Until Dey View Tears
In Der Own Eyes 4 Sum1
Anythng In D Wrld,
But Evry1 Can’t Knw D Value
Until Dey View Tears
In Der Own Eyes 4 Sum1
Mere Hum Safar
Mery hum-safr ka ye hukm tha,
K mein kalaam us se kam karoon,
Mery hont aesay silay k phir,
Meri chup ne us ko rula dia.
K mein kalaam us se kam karoon,
Mery hont aesay silay k phir,
Meri chup ne us ko rula dia.
Tanhai Men Aya Kro
Aansu Ko Bohat Samjaya K Tanhai Men Aya Kro,
Mehfil Men Hamara Mazak Na Uraya Kro,
I$ Per An$u Tarp K Bola,
ITNay Logo Men Apko Tanha Paya i$ Liye Chala Aya,
Mehfil Men Hamara Mazak Na Uraya Kro,
I$ Per An$u Tarp K Bola,
ITNay Logo Men Apko Tanha Paya i$ Liye Chala Aya,
Kal Raat
Kal Rat Sapne Me Teri Tasveer Bana Dali
Dil Ko Itni achi Lagi K Sene Se Laga Dali
Kisi Ki Nazar Na Lag jaye Tujko
Is lye Apne Hi Aanso Se Mita Dali
Dil Ko Itni achi Lagi K Sene Se Laga Dali
Kisi Ki Nazar Na Lag jaye Tujko
Is lye Apne Hi Aanso Se Mita Dali
Chaar Pal ki Zindagi
Pyase Ko 1 Katra Pani Kafi Hai
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindgi Kafi Hai
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha
Aapki Aankho Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindgi Kafi Hai
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha
Aapki Aankho Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai
Ansoo
Ab aansuo ko aankho mein sajana ho ga.,
Charaag bhuj gaye khud ko jalana hoga.,
Na samjhna k tumse b
Charaag bhuj gaye khud ko jalana hoga.,
Na samjhna k tumse b
Hanstey Hanstey Roney Lagi
Mainy Ussey Pucha Tha ,
Kya Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai,
Wo Hanstey Hanstey Roney Lagi,
Aur Dhoop Ma Barish Honey Lagi..!
Kya Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai,
Wo Hanstey Hanstey Roney Lagi,
Aur Dhoop Ma Barish Honey Lagi..!
Thinking of You
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares,
YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody”s Prayers,
Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View,
Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody”s Prayers,
Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View,
Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
Likha Tera Naam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha aik shaam.
Liya aik kagaz aur likha tera naam.
Tasweer banai teri aur likha ye pegaam.
Zinda pakrne walay ko 50,000 ka inaam.
Liya aik kagaz aur likha tera naam.
Tasweer banai teri aur likha ye pegaam.
Zinda pakrne walay ko 50,000 ka inaam.
Aankhon main nami
Teri ankhon may jo ye nami chai hai
Wo mere dur hone ki gawahi hai
Yaad itna na keya kar mujhe
Hichki le le kar mere gale may sujan se ayi hai
Wo mere dur hone ki gawahi hai
Yaad itna na keya kar mujhe
Hichki le le kar mere gale may sujan se ayi hai
Teri Zikar
Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya
Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya
Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya
Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya
Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye
Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya
Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se
Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya
Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi Humain
Tujhe Yaad Bhi Karna Chor Diya
Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya
Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya
Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya
Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye
Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya
Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se
Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya
Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi Humain
Tujhe Yaad Bhi Karna Chor Diya
Paas aane ko Ji Chahta hai
Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai,
Na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai,
Tumhari yaad mein aur kya kahe,
Bas tumhare paas aane ko ji chahata hai.
Na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai,
Tumhari yaad mein aur kya kahe,
Bas tumhare paas aane ko ji chahata hai.
Tanhaiyan
Tanhaiyon me jina acha nahi lagta,
Bichar kar tumse rehna acha nahi lagta,
Ye dil sirf tumko yaad karta hai,
Har bar ye baat kehna acha nahi lagta.
Bichar kar tumse rehna acha nahi lagta,
Ye dil sirf tumko yaad karta hai,
Har bar ye baat kehna acha nahi lagta.
Doston Ki Baat
Lafz na niklen phir bi awaz hoti hai,
Kuch doston ki baat bohat khas hoti hai,
Apse chahe baat ho ya na ho,
Likin apki yaad hamesha dil k pas hoti hai,
Kuch doston ki baat bohat khas hoti hai,
Apse chahe baat ho ya na ho,
Likin apki yaad hamesha dil k pas hoti hai,
Tanha Mera Jeena
Teri yaad ne bura haal ker diya,
Tanha mera jeena muhal kar diya,
Socha jo tumhain yaad na karain,
Dil ne dharakne se inkaar kar diya,
Tanha mera jeena muhal kar diya,
Socha jo tumhain yaad na karain,
Dil ne dharakne se inkaar kar diya,
Teri Yaad
“SHAAM” hotay hi chrogon ko bujha data hoon . . .
“DIL” hi kafi hai teri yaad main jalnay k leay . . .
“DIL” hi kafi hai teri yaad main jalnay k leay . . .
Tanha Raatein
Tanha Raato me yad koi ata hy,
Waqt mera aksar uski yad me kat jata hy,
Khushi or ghum me wohi nazar ata hy
Kyun k ye pagal dil usy boht chahta hy
Waqt mera aksar uski yad me kat jata hy,
Khushi or ghum me wohi nazar ata hy
Kyun k ye pagal dil usy boht chahta hy
Ap ki Yadein
Kal Halki Halki Barish thi…,
Kal Sard Hawa ka Raqs Bhi Tha…,
Kal Phool bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Thay…,
Kal Un Mein Aap Ka Aks bhi Tha…,
Kal Badal Kaaley Gehray Thay…,
Kal Chand Pay Laakhon Pehray Thay…,
Kuch Tukray Ap ki Yadoon K…,
Bari Der say Dil Mein Thehray thay…,
Kal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi Thein…,
Aur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi Thein…,
Kal Yaad Bohat [...]
Kal Sard Hawa ka Raqs Bhi Tha…,
Kal Phool bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Thay…,
Kal Un Mein Aap Ka Aks bhi Tha…,
Kal Badal Kaaley Gehray Thay…,
Kal Chand Pay Laakhon Pehray Thay…,
Kuch Tukray Ap ki Yadoon K…,
Bari Der say Dil Mein Thehray thay…,
Kal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi Thein…,
Aur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi Thein…,
Kal Yaad Bohat [...]
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
You Know That
We know that
-6 = -6
And
9-15 = 4-10
Add 25/4 2 both sides
9+25/4-15 = 4+25/4-10
We knw that
” ['a' square - 2ab + 'b' square] = (a-b)square ”
So here, 4 left hand side,
a=3, b=5/2
And
4 right hnd side,
a=2, b=5/2
Put these values in eq.
Expres that eq as:
(3 – 5/2) (3 – 5/2) = (2-5/2) (2-5/2)
Taking square root of both sides,
3 [...]
-6 = -6
And
9-15 = 4-10
Add 25/4 2 both sides
9+25/4-15 = 4+25/4-10
We knw that
” ['a' square - 2ab + 'b' square] = (a-b)square ”
So here, 4 left hand side,
a=3, b=5/2
And
4 right hnd side,
a=2, b=5/2
Put these values in eq.
Expres that eq as:
(3 – 5/2) (3 – 5/2) = (2-5/2) (2-5/2)
Taking square root of both sides,
3 [...]
Magr mera sMs kahan hai?
“LARI Adda”
Note Bord..>
sms yahan se 10 MEEl DOor Hai.
9 Miles,
8 miles,
7 miles,
Aray kahan hai sms?
Bus thora hi door hai..!
6 mILES,
5 miles,
4 miles,
Bus yahan se thora sa Right ho jaien. .!
Sms aanay hi wala hai. . .!
3 Miles.
2 miles,
1 mile,
-FINISHED-
Oh Thank GOD .
Magr mera sMs kahan hai?
Bhai wo to Ap ko Lari aDDAy per hi milay [...]
Note Bord..>
sms yahan se 10 MEEl DOor Hai.
9 Miles,
8 miles,
7 miles,
Aray kahan hai sms?
Bus thora hi door hai..!
6 mILES,
5 miles,
4 miles,
Bus yahan se thora sa Right ho jaien. .!
Sms aanay hi wala hai. . .!
3 Miles.
2 miles,
1 mile,
-FINISHED-
Oh Thank GOD .
Magr mera sMs kahan hai?
Bhai wo to Ap ko Lari aDDAy per hi milay [...]
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
Guess?…
Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha….
Press Karne Ko Nahi.
Guess?…
Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha….
Press Karne Ko Nahi.
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
Button Press Karna Band Karo
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Tumhary ghar k bahar
Bahar ao main tmhary ghar k bahar khara hoon
Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.
Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.
Good News
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Thoughts
I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
There Were 2 Friends
There were 2 friends…
see and saw
0ne day see saw sea
but
saw didnt see sea
See saw sea and jumped in sea
Saw didnt see sea
but
jumped in sea
See saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea
See saw both saw sea
and both,
saw and see
were happy to see Sea…
isay kehte hain dimagh [...]
see and saw
0ne day see saw sea
but
saw didnt see sea
See saw sea and jumped in sea
Saw didnt see sea
but
jumped in sea
See saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea
See saw both saw sea
and both,
saw and see
were happy to see Sea…
isay kehte hain dimagh [...]
Happy Thinking
A confusion has confused my mind which is already confuse with
some confusion.I dont know y this confusion had confused my
confused mind.If my confusion had confuse ur mind then try to
get solution 4 my confusion 2 rectify my confused mind.If my
confused msg did’nt confuse u then b happy thinking that a [...]
Khamoshi
*KHAMOSHI*
Kon Kehta Hai K Khamoshyan Khamosh Hoti Hain?
Khamoshyon Ko Khamoshi Se Suno..
Kya Pata,
Ye Wo Keh Jayen..
Jis Ki Aap Ko Lafzon Mei Talash Hoti Hai.
Kon Kehta Hai K Khamoshyan Khamosh Hoti Hain?
Khamoshyon Ko Khamoshi Se Suno..
Kya Pata,
Ye Wo Keh Jayen..
Jis Ki Aap Ko Lafzon Mei Talash Hoti Hai.
Wonderful World
I used to think that the world is so unfair,
that it gave me so many reasons to hate it.
But now, how can I hate such a wonderful
world that gave me you?
that it gave me so many reasons to hate it.
But now, how can I hate such a wonderful
world that gave me you?
Friend Forever
When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,
words behind your silence and love behind your
anger ,you can believe you have found your
“BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
words behind your silence and love behind your
anger ,you can believe you have found your
“BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
Loving Friend
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I
realized that loving a friend is even better.
realized that loving a friend is even better.
Still With U
When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things 1)
I’m with u… 2) Still with u… 3)
Will ALWAYS b…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things 1)
I’m with u… 2) Still with u… 3)
Will ALWAYS b…
Bivi Shohar Se
Bivi shohar se”munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar
tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud
mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi”
shohar bhi ghusay se.tum to aisy keh rahi ho jaisay
mein easy apna barati bana kar laya tha.
tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud
mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi”
shohar bhi ghusay se.tum to aisy keh rahi ho jaisay
mein easy apna barati bana kar laya tha.
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,
Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne [...]
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,
Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne [...]
TIME
‘TIME’ is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost.
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines the depth of care they have
for U.! =)
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines the depth of care they have
for U.! =)
Door Knocks Twice.
Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who’s There?
Ans : Its Me
“OPPORTUNITY”
Insider : U R Wrong.
Coz OPPORTUNITY Never Knocks Twice.
Remember |t !!
Insider Asks:Who’s There?
Ans : Its Me
“OPPORTUNITY”
Insider : U R Wrong.
Coz OPPORTUNITY Never Knocks Twice.
Remember |t !!
A Strong And Positive Attitude
A Strong And Positive Attitude
Creates More Miracles Than
Any Other Thing, Because..
Life Is 10% How U Make It
&
90% How U Take It….
Creates More Miracles Than
Any Other Thing, Because..
Life Is 10% How U Make It
&
90% How U Take It….
Vegetarian
Xpecting d World to Treat u Fairly coz U r a Gud Person
Is like
Xpecting d Lion not to Attack u coz u r a Vegetarian
Think about it…
Is like
Xpecting d Lion not to Attack u coz u r a Vegetarian
Think about it…
Life changes the questions ! !
The funniest thing about life is !
“Just when we think we have all the answers . . . . . .
Life changes the questions ! !
“Just when we think we have all the answers . . . . . .
Life changes the questions ! !
Wonderful World
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
Sorry Rong Number
Ur Best
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia…..!
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia…..!
Our Friendship
Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me
Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will. .
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Iwil Mis U
Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will. .
Mmmmm. .
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Iwil Mis U
Kuch Meetha Khao
Moonh meetha karna hai toh……
K
K
K
K
K
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis
kiss
kiss
Kissh-Mish KHAAO!
K
K
K
K
K
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis
kiss
kiss
Kissh-Mish KHAAO!
Wada Karo
Wada karo:
Wada karo
K
Tum
Zindagi
Ki
Har
Cheez
Mujh
Se
Share
Karoge
Wada karo
Khushi
Ghum
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak
K
Balance bhi!;-)
Wada karo
K
Tum
Zindagi
Ki
Har
Cheez
Mujh
Se
Share
Karoge
Wada karo
Khushi
Ghum
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak
K
Balance bhi!;-)
Love
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
Type LOVE SpaceSpace
Type LOVE SpaceSpace
Moral
if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??
before scrolling, think!
Ans is 1. Remember the First Line…
1=5
Moral – Don’t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??
before scrolling, think!
Ans is 1. Remember the First Line…
1=5
Moral – Don’t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
ATM Card
Hum Aaye
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
A.T.M CARD
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
A.T.M CARD
Listen to your Brain
Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte
Q k
Us pe b ANGRAZ char gay hain.
Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte
Q k
Us pe b ANGRAZ char gay hain.
Missing U
I Am Missing U.
I Am Missing U.
I Am Missing U.
Don’t Believe!
See I Am On Journey And
U R Not With Me,
It Means U R Missing.
I Am Missing U.
I Am Missing U.
Don’t Believe!
See I Am On Journey And
U R Not With Me,
It Means U R Missing.
Sardar Manmohan
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
America aur Karachi
America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.
America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.
America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.
Sugar Ho Jayegi
Press down to have a CAKE
Wher is cake?
Kya hua
Cake chahiye…!
aap bhi na
Pehle he itne sweet ho phir cake khao ge to
SUGAR ho jayegi..
Wher is cake?
Kya hua
Cake chahiye…!
aap bhi na
Pehle he itne sweet ho phir cake khao ge to
SUGAR ho jayegi..
Never Build Relation
Staying far never breaks relation,
Staying near never builds relation,
Its a link between hearts,
Which never allows us to forget each other.!!
Staying near never builds relation,
Its a link between hearts,
Which never allows us to forget each other.!!
Heart to Heart
“Stars are seen together,
yet they r so far apart…
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked HEART TO HEART..
yet they r so far apart…
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked HEART TO HEART..
Chupke se
Kabhi Utr0 Y0n Mere Dil K Kachay Aangan Mein..
Kisi Udaas Musam Mein..
Kisi Veeran Lumhe Mein..
Chupke Se Dabe Pa0n..
Meri Ankh0n Pe Rakh do Haath Apne..
Aur Hunste Hoye Keh do..!!!
B0jh L0 t0 Hum Tumhare..!!!
Nahi t0 Aap Humare..!i!i
Kisi Udaas Musam Mein..
Kisi Veeran Lumhe Mein..
Chupke Se Dabe Pa0n..
Meri Ankh0n Pe Rakh do Haath Apne..
Aur Hunste Hoye Keh do..!!!
B0jh L0 t0 Hum Tumhare..!!!
Nahi t0 Aap Humare..!i!i
Mulaqaat
Sitaray asman men chamakte hen,
Badal door se baraste hen,
Hum b kitne ajeeb hain
Aap dil mein rehte hain.
Aur hum mulaqat ko taraste hain.
Badal door se baraste hen,
Hum b kitne ajeeb hain
Aap dil mein rehte hain.
Aur hum mulaqat ko taraste hain.
Anjaan
Kisne kha tujhe k ANJAN ban k aya kar
Mre DIL k aine me MEHMAN ban k aya kar
PAGAL ek tje hi to BAKSHI ha dil ki HUKUMAT
Ye tri SALTANAT ha,tu SULTAN bn k aya kar
Mre DIL k aine me MEHMAN ban k aya kar
PAGAL ek tje hi to BAKSHI ha dil ki HUKUMAT
Ye tri SALTANAT ha,tu SULTAN bn k aya kar
Yaadon ke Charagh
Hum ko apne dil mein basaye rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ke charaagh jalaye rakhna,
Bohot lamba hai safar zindagi ka,
Ek hissa hum ko bhi banaye rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke charaagh jalaye rakhna,
Bohot lamba hai safar zindagi ka,
Ek hissa hum ko bhi banaye rakhna
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Take Care
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__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms
Aayein cham cham khailain
.-”"-.
( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
Nahi
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(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)
( . )
to aayein cham cham khailain
( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
Nahi
.-”"-.
(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)
( . )
to aayein cham cham khailain
HAPPY WINTER SEASON
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OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
Friendship Rose
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( \\ ) one for the friendship
�.Y..
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( \\ ) One for the money.
�.Y.
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( \\ ) One for the happiness
�.Y.
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( \\ ) One for the popularity
�.Y.
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Taaj Mahal
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_|#|______#___ Tajmahal __#______.|#|
_|#|_____#______4u _______#_____|#|
_|#|_____#________________#__|__|#|_
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How dare
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Going To USA
Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009
Spain per qabza
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
Punjabi Message
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Doli wali car
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Funny Message
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Ishq Ki Raahein
Ishq Ki Raahon Main Do Hi Manzilain Hain FARAZ
Ya Dil Main Utar Jana Ya Dil Se Utar jaana
Ya Dil Main Utar Jana Ya Dil Se Utar jaana
Ejazat
Khud Ko is Dil MAin Basane Ki Ejazat Dado
Mujh Ko Tum Se Apna Banane ki Ejazat Dado
Tum Meri Zindagi Ka Ek HAseen Lamha Ho
Phoolon Se Khud Ko Sajane Ki Ejazat dado
Main Kitna Chahta Hon Kiss Tarha Bataon Tumhain
Mujhe Ye aaj Batane Ki Ejazat Dado
Mujh Ko Tum Se Apna Banane ki Ejazat Dado
Tum Meri Zindagi Ka Ek HAseen Lamha Ho
Phoolon Se Khud Ko Sajane Ki Ejazat dado
Main Kitna Chahta Hon Kiss Tarha Bataon Tumhain
Mujhe Ye aaj Batane Ki Ejazat Dado
Piyar Ho Jata Hai
KABHI KOI APNA ANJAN BAN JATA HE
KABHI KISI ANJAN SE PYAAR HO JATA HE
ZARURI NAHI KI JO KHUSHI DE USI SE PYAAR KARO
KABHI KABHI DIL TORNE WALE PAR BHI DIL KURBAN HO JATA HE
KABHI KISI ANJAN SE PYAAR HO JATA HE
ZARURI NAHI KI JO KHUSHI DE USI SE PYAAR KARO
KABHI KABHI DIL TORNE WALE PAR BHI DIL KURBAN HO JATA HE
Saath Rahegi Aap Ki DOSTI
Dil K Armano Ki Manzil Hai dosti
zindagi K Toofan Ka Sahil Hai Dosti
zindagi ban jaegi JANNAT
agar Marte Dum Tak Saath Rahegi Aap Ki DOSTI
zindagi K Toofan Ka Sahil Hai Dosti
zindagi ban jaegi JANNAT
agar Marte Dum Tak Saath Rahegi Aap Ki DOSTI
Chand se mulakat
''Chand se mulakat''
chand se jab b mulakat hoti hai
doston k bare main kuch baat hoti hai
wo khtey hain mere pass khubsurat sitare hain
hum khtey hain is se khubsurat dost hmare hain
chand se jab b mulakat hoti hai
doston k bare main kuch baat hoti hai
wo khtey hain mere pass khubsurat sitare hain
hum khtey hain is se khubsurat dost hmare hain
Dil Ki Dharkan
Dil ki dharkan Dil k saath Hoti hai
Aap ki yad hamary pass hoti hai
Aap ko maloom ho ya na ho
Hamari duwa aap k saath hoti hai
Aap ki yad hamary pass hoti hai
Aap ko maloom ho ya na ho
Hamari duwa aap k saath hoti hai
EXam song by Munna bhai
�Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.
Student ki Pehchan
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai.
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai.
Engineering students
4 engineering students:woh baap hi kya.. jiski beti naho..woh engineer hi kya. jiski 'kt' na ho.Yu cant blame gravity 4 fallin in luv
TUMHAARA JANAM
SURAJ RAUSHNI LE KAR AAYAA
AUR CHIDYOn NE GAANAA GAAYAA
PHOOLOn NE HAnS HAnS KAR BOLAA
MUBARAK HO TUMHAARA JANAM DIN AAYAA
AUR CHIDYOn NE GAANAA GAAYAA
PHOOLOn NE HAnS HAnS KAR BOLAA
MUBARAK HO TUMHAARA JANAM DIN AAYAA
Happy Birthday
Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada.
Happy Birthday
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada.
Happy Birthday
>> "HAPPY" "BIRTH" "DAY" <<
Its the Day Of Cakes & Candles,
Snow And Songs..
Celebrations & Decorations,
Laughter And Love..
IT'S UR BIRTH DAY !!
>> "HAPPY" "BIRTH" "DAY" <<
Snow And Songs..
Celebrations & Decorations,
Laughter And Love..
IT'S UR BIRTH DAY !!
>> "HAPPY" "BIRTH" "DAY" <<
Happy Birthday my love.
For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Happy birthday i remember u
Its nice feeling when u know that some one really luves u some one really miss u but it feels much better when some one never ever forgot u ..... happy birthday i remember u
UR BIRTHDAY
KON KEHTA DOSTI K BINA ZINDAGI MUMKIN HAI
SUBUT HAI K TUM JAISE DOST K BAGHAIAR MERA WAJOOD MUMKIN NAHE
WISH YOU A MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF MY LIFE UR BIRTHDAY
SUBUT HAI K TUM JAISE DOST K BAGHAIAR MERA WAJOOD MUMKIN NAHE
WISH YOU A MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF MY LIFE UR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTH DAY
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A Great Life
sending u
@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...
Wishing u..
A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...
And
Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***
@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...
Wishing u..
A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...
And
Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***
Just Chill
Just chill and enjoy
make evey single
moment of your life
a precious memory
"H@ppy Birthd@y"
make evey single
moment of your life
a precious memory
"H@ppy Birthd@y"
Day 4 u
Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
Foreign Country Daughter
Foreign Country Daughter:
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
Before U Judge A Person
Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..
After That, . . . . .
Who cares?
He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..
After That, . . . . .
Who cares?
He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
Government Helps
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...
"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)
"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)
If Columbus was Married
If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.
Because He would be asked:
Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?
Because He would be asked:
Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?
Hain Dafan Mujh Main
Hain Dafan Mujh Main Kitni Ronkain Mat Poch
Ujarr Ujarr K Jo Basta Hai Wo Sheher Hoon Main.
Ujarr Ujarr K Jo Basta Hai Wo Sheher Hoon Main.
Aaghaaz OR Ikhtetaam
Aaghaaz Hum Ne Kiya Ikhtetaam Tum Kar Do,
Jab Chaaho Mere Jazbon Ko Be Naam Tum Kar Do,
Baat Agar Zarf Ki Hay To Yuon Karo,
Tum Jeet Jaao
HAR HAAR Mere Naam Kar Do.
Jab Chaaho Mere Jazbon Ko Be Naam Tum Kar Do,
Baat Agar Zarf Ki Hay To Yuon Karo,
Tum Jeet Jaao
HAR HAAR Mere Naam Kar Do.
Be-khuloos logon se
Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay.
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay.
Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko
Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayad k us ko ab meri kader nahi,
Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi.!
Shayad k us ko ab meri kader nahi,
Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi.!
Dua Main Tujhe Manga Hai
Main Ne Har Roz Dua Main Tujhe Manga Hai
Hoon Bewafa Magr Wafa Se Tujhe Manga Hai
Kabhi Sajde Main Ja Kar Poch Apne Rab Se
Main Ne Kis Kis Ada Se Tujhe Manga Hai.
Hoon Bewafa Magr Wafa Se Tujhe Manga Hai
Kabhi Sajde Main Ja Kar Poch Apne Rab Se
Main Ne Kis Kis Ada Se Tujhe Manga Hai.
Most Touching Lines
Most Touching Lines said During a Break Up....
"Chal Oye Meray Gift Wapis Kar...!" :-)
"Chal Oye Meray Gift Wapis Kar...!" :-)
Zindagi
umeed ban kar log zindagi mein atey hein
khab ban kar ankhon mein sama jaty hein
pehly yaqeen dilaty hein k wo hamary hein
phir najany keuon tanha chor jaty hein
khab ban kar ankhon mein sama jaty hein
pehly yaqeen dilaty hein k wo hamary hein
phir najany keuon tanha chor jaty hein
Tum Bin
kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
Doori
Tumsay doori ka ehsas sataney laga.
Tere sathh guzra her lamaha yaad aney laga
Jub bi koshish ki tuje bhulane ki
Tu dil ke aur kareeb aney laga….
Tere sathh guzra her lamaha yaad aney laga
Jub bi koshish ki tuje bhulane ki
Tu dil ke aur kareeb aney laga….
Tanhai
Karte hain raaz ki baat mai aur meri tanhai
Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheer mai
Karte hain basar raat main meri tanhai
Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chor jain saath
Laikin rahain gay saath main aur meri tanhai
Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum
Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai
Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se
Karte hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai
Tum ko rakhain gay saath zeenat bana kay ghar ki
Reh jain phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai…
Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheer mai
Karte hain basar raat main meri tanhai
Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chor jain saath
Laikin rahain gay saath main aur meri tanhai
Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum
Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai
Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se
Karte hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai
Tum ko rakhain gay saath zeenat bana kay ghar ki
Reh jain phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai…
Dagha Pusta Maa Wala Dai
Ek MAHAJIR
Dagha Pusta Maa Waala Dai
Pahta Day Rora Laka Ma Daza Laka Bagora
Zamaan Kulli Chzo Daish.
HAHAHA. :-D
. . . Oye Pathano ne Bhi Hamary Latify nikal liye Hain. :-)
Dagha Pusta Maa Waala Dai
Pahta Day Rora Laka Ma Daza Laka Bagora
Zamaan Kulli Chzo Daish.
HAHAHA. :-D
. . . Oye Pathano ne Bhi Hamary Latify nikal liye Hain. :-)
Khamoshi K Faiday
Master sahib ne Students ko khamoshi k faidey bataye:
Aur unse pocha:
Jo shakhas musalsal bolta ho or kisi ko bolne ka Mouka na de use hum kya kahen ge?
Peche se Awaz ayi:
"MASTER SAHIB"
Aur unse pocha:
Jo shakhas musalsal bolta ho or kisi ko bolne ka Mouka na de use hum kya kahen ge?
Peche se Awaz ayi:
"MASTER SAHIB"
Height of Confidence
Height of Confidence:
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:
And Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:
And Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"
Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez
Question: Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez Zaroor Lagani Chahiye?
Sochen...
Sabun?
Shampoo???
Nahi Pata?
Answer: KUNDI :-)
Sochen...
Sabun?
Shampoo???
Nahi Pata?
Answer: KUNDI :-)
Bechari Yateem Companies
Jis Jis bhai ne Apna Fitrana dena ho woh
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai k mai so raha tha, Bilkul Aise (^_^) .
Phir mera Phone baja, .
mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*) .
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha, .
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
Phir mera Phone baja, .
mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*) .
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha, .
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
Karachi Main Mobile
Agar Mobile Karachi mai Eejad hota to ye templates msg hote:
1: Mobile Chhin Gaya Tha yaar
2: Cigarette leta aaiyo
3: Date per hun
4: Teri car chaiye hai
5: Yaar balance hai to share kar
6: Shukar hai light to aai!!
7: Tu ruk mai Abi larkay le k wahan paunchta hun. :-D
Chal Teri Maa Ki
Ek Indian Foji Jung k doran hawai jahaz se chalang lgatay howe bola:
"Jay Kaali Maa ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal Teri Maa ki"
Ab main Bhi Fair & Lovely Lagati hon.
"Jay Kaali Maa ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal Teri Maa ki"
Ab main Bhi Fair & Lovely Lagati hon.
Lamhay
main logon se mulaqaton k lamhey yad rakhta hon
main batein bhool bhi jaun to lehje yad rakhta hon
sar e mehfil nigahein mujhe pe jin logon ki parti hain
nigahon ke ma'aani se wo chehrey yad rakhta hon
zara sa hut ke chalta hon zamaney ki rawayet se
k jin pe bojh main daalon wo kaanday yad rakhta hon*
main batein bhool bhi jaun to lehje yad rakhta hon
sar e mehfil nigahein mujhe pe jin logon ki parti hain
nigahon ke ma'aani se wo chehrey yad rakhta hon
zara sa hut ke chalta hon zamaney ki rawayet se
k jin pe bojh main daalon wo kaanday yad rakhta hon*
Piyaar
mujh se apna piyar kabhi wapas mat lena
mujh se ye iqrar kabhi wapas mat lena
kehte rehna har pal mujh ko main tera hon
mujh se ye izhar kabhi wapas mat lena
sajte rehna jhoomer ban kar mathay per
mujh se ye singhar kabhi wapas mat lena
geet sunatey rehna meri payal main
mujh se ye jhankar kabhi wapas mat lena
dil main aag lagaye rakhna chahat ki
mujh se ye angaar kabhi wapas mat lena
ankhein roshan rakhna apni yadon se
mujh se ye dedar kabhi wapas mat lena
khushbu ban kar basna mere tann mann main
mujh se ye mehkar kabhi wapas mat lena
phool sajaye rakhna mere aangan main
mujh se ye gulzar kabhi wapas mat lena*
kehte rehna har pal mujh ko main tera hon
mujh se ye izhar kabhi wapas mat lena
sajte rehna jhoomer ban kar mathay per
mujh se ye singhar kabhi wapas mat lena
geet sunatey rehna meri payal main
mujh se ye jhankar kabhi wapas mat lena
dil main aag lagaye rakhna chahat ki
mujh se ye angaar kabhi wapas mat lena
ankhein roshan rakhna apni yadon se
mujh se ye dedar kabhi wapas mat lena
khushbu ban kar basna mere tann mann main
mujh se ye mehkar kabhi wapas mat lena
phool sajaye rakhna mere aangan main
mujh se ye gulzar kabhi wapas mat lena*
Yaad
kia haseen shakle thi sarabon main
milne aya jo mujhe ko khawabon main
khoon e dil se jalaye hain phir bhi
na hovi roshni charaghon main
teri ankhon se jo mila mujh ko
wo nasha kahan sharabon main
main to taray shumar karta hon
tu para hai kahan hisabon main
tazkara aur phir wafaon ka
ab milega tujh ko nisabon main
har taraf tu hi tu lagey janaa
go rahe lakh tu hijabon main
yad jab bhi teri satati hai
dekh leta hon tujh ko khawabon main*
wonderful christmas
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Marry Christmas
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
Merry X-mas.
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
Happy Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
Merry Christmas
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
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