Thursday, November 12, 2009
Always…miss u
23 hours with u & if u wonder what about the last hour..
in that i’ll find someone
who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..
Nights
I sit alone and think of you…With lovely heart
and silent tear…All I wish is
u to be here….miss you !!!!!
Wonderful
that it gave me so many reasons to hate it.
But now, how can I hate such a wonderful
world that gave me u?
No Heart
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart & U have two.
Friend Forever
words behind your silence and love behind ur
anger ,you can believe you hve found
your “BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
loving
feeling, bt I realized that loving a friend is even better.
Sadness
when tears flow in your eyes… always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u… 2) Still with u… 3) Will ALWAYS b…
Heart
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.
One Day
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Ws Peter Park-Ker
Food & Health
the most suffering 4 years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
“Wedding cake”
Old man calling
Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay
hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.
Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne
naam try kar raha hon.
70 years old man
Friend : kr lo
Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?
Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa wo apne ap ho jaegi
Girl asks
Man said:Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Girl returned empty handed & told that I found
the most beautiful flower but I kept walking
in hope of a better one. And then I realised
I ignored the best one.I went back but could not
find it there.
Man ,,,,
Principal
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?
Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai
Buzurg Lathi Se
1 Buzurg Lathi Se Tak Tak Krte guzra
Bap:Lathi pe Rubber Lga lo,Shor Nhi hoga
Buzrg:Ye Kam Tu Krta To Shor Na Hota
Kal Raat
kaha k Bachon DIL khol kar Gunah karo Kyon k DOZAKH
Main bilkul Jagah nahi hay
HUM khud Diwaron pe Bethy hian..
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Halwai
Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
Halwai bary fakhar sy
30 sal sy
Pathan: Bari sharm ki bat hy
Tum se aaj tak jlebi seedhi nahi bani,,,
American dinner
American k hath me bakri ki zabaan aagayi.
American bola: what is this?
Pathan bola: this is language.
CNG
Pathan Lab pohncha to test ka naam bhool gya
Thori der sochne k baad kehne laga: Bhaijaan hamara CNG kardo,,,
Motor Cycle
amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan sahab:
bhai ye to tera kismat hy
kal ek admi ka moter cycle nikla tha”
Miss Thakur
meri naqlien utarnE sE mana krien!
Kya usay mana kia?
“Yes”.!mein ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia karo.
Coffee Shop
Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya
Pathan Admi: Ye kya….!!!
Meri coffee kahan hai..??
Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai….
Insurance Agent
ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..
Khan(smile):
i’ll like bt plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife.
Machli Wala
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?
Machli Wala
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?
Holiday
gandhi and qaid-e-azam?
Pathan replied “All r born on govt holidays”:-)
*Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)
Gutter main
1 pathan wahan se guzarte huey ruk kar bola.
Yaar 2 roti mera b laga dena . . . . . . . . . . .
Phone Number
Socho Socho . . .
“Abe..Tera Ph Number Kya Hai ?
Phone Number
Socho Socho . . .
“Abe..Tera Ph Number Kya Hai ?
Boy Friend (Pathan)
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Mein Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.
Boy Friend (Pathan)
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Mein Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.
Khan 2 Friend
Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha
Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!
Frnd: moochein to sbki hen!
Khan: wo jiska safaid kapray hein!
Frnd:wo to sb k sufaid hain
Pathan ne pistol nikala or 3 admion ko maar kr bola
“ye jo reh gya ha
isko main nai choraygi”
Aap ka weight
Pathan: Chashme ke sath 75kgs.
Doctor: Aur chashme k baghair?
Pathan: woh mujhe dikhta hi nehi…!
Audience
Pathan: Liquid state.
Audience: clapped.
Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience,
All were pathan.
1 Pathan
2 Pathan: Q phele 3 sahi nhi huwe the…
Ek Pathan
us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di
sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne
sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai
malik guse se bola : Hudd haraam ho tum
phatan bola ! Kocchaa hm kya krta..
Deewar Par
Pathan ne perha aur yeh kehte hue peshab kerne lga.
Haha peshab main karun ga aur nam kute ka lage ga.
Double Roti
B.V boli:
Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan:
Tabiyat kharab he..
Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he..
Duur ka Bhai
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka faisla hai..
Duur ka Bhai
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka faisla hai..
2+2
Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati
Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha..
Maachis kahan hai
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”tili jala k daikh lo”
Pathan aur sikh
Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.
Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar Ke Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Honge
2 Chaye
Admi: G Haan hain.
Pathan: To 2 “chaye” hi mangwa lo.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
AGARBATTI
AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.
Pathan:
AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…
Pathan Bola Abey
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
Mr. Bean
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans
Mr. Bean
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans
Pathan was Dancing
Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Pathan Drive
Cross NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Lga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
Pathan Drive
Cross NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Lga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
Pathan Pizza
Waiter bringz d piza n said
sir should i cut it into 4 piecs or 8 ?
Pathan said : 4 hi kar dey yaar, 8 khaye nhe jaeinge..
Gul Khan ki Naswaar
Frishtay ne bohat mara.
Pathan
Oh bhai tmko nae pata
hum dozakh sirf Gul khan ko naswar daine gaya tha.
Pathan was smoking
His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???
He Replied ,
Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance 4m Tobbaco
My Watch
He collects rocks all along & says at the toll plaza,
here are ur fallen rocks, nw where’s my watch?
Pathan ki Zahanat
2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main daikh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa
gaye phir un ka mobile kis k paas hai.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Honesty in politics
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it Bcomes.
The word ‘politics’
meaning ‘many’,
& the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
Too Long
been concerned vid
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
Meri BV
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki
phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:
I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago main
mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?
GHANTA barha dya
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya
Sardar Manmohan Singh
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Sedha 1 Bajega.
PEPSODENT
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding u 2 brush
ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Fair & lovely
Yeh tra chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tre chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…
Washing Powder Nirma
Wshng Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se Aye
Rangen Kpda Bhi Khil-Khil Jaye
Sabki Pasand Nirma
Ye Comercial BREAK Ta,
You Continue Your Work
Aham Ellaan
Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,
Jab Stage Ke Addakaar
sms-zone-pak.blogspot.Com Sey Sms Pard
Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey
Simply The Best
To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe
In WoRds …
… JuSt wRiTe …
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“Quotes-bucket.blogspot.com s!mPlY tHe BeSt” ;->
PIA
Warm: BCoz AC doesn’t work.
Motherly: BCoz all hostesses are above 50
LIMOO PAANI
Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo
Chahe jitni COKE pilalo
Chahe jitni DEW pilalo
Sabse age hoga
*LIMOO PANI*
GOOD MILK
Na kisi se pange liya karo.
Na kisi ko dil diya karo.
Na kisi se dil liya karo.
Healthy life jiya kro Roz roz GOOD MILK pia kro.
ICI PAINT
ke aap ke chehre pe
dhool mitti na lage to
to
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to
har roz subah
I.C.I PAINT
LAGAIN
jo
DHooL MItTI
ko tikney
na de ;o)
MORTEIN
Unki Awaaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jaati Hai Beet,
Isliye kehte Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO” MACHAR BHAGAO
MintoFresh
To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh
Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres
To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress
Bolay to Majnu aik dumm FRESH ..
Life Buoy
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Lif|||||
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Life B|||
Life Bo||
Life Buoy
Jaa ab naha le ganday insaan
MOBILINK
lady,wrong # After talking 4 months they started dating
& got married
Moral: MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES…
Max Bar
yeh pyaar hai,
piyaar nahin koi MAX bar jo thora sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya…!!
Disprin
Dil mein kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum apki raahon se hr dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se
“Disprin”
mangwa lena.
Burrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer asked him,
”electric motor kaise chalti hai”.
Pathan replied,
”Burrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Uniliver Pakistan
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab shampoo ki her bottle k sath 1 “AATE” ka packet bilkul free.:-)
Ptcl
Peple Call Him “Lofer”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy
they Call It “Offer”
Brought to You By
Ptcl ! Feel The Difference
BAYGON
Malkin: Oh No! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Dia…!
Kit-Kat
Kyun k.,
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairy milk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai
Laado k Leshkarey
Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare,
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Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare,
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Laado k Lashkaarey, Jagg magg kapre saarey .. !!
Reliance
She Is A 2years Warrenty Girl
Don’t Love Hutch Girl
She Follows You Where Ever You Go
So Love Only Landline Girl
She Will Be At Home.
THE AXE
Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him
And Became Crazy abt Him.
Guess Why?
THE AXE EFFECT
cornetto
Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay..
AGR “cornetto”k
paisy nhi thy to kiya hua..
5 rupay wali “KULFI” hi khila jaaty . . . :->
DJUICE
DJUICE
Kanjuso ke Liye
Warid
Buzurgo ke Liye Ptcl
Lafango ke Liye
Mobilink
Mufto ke lye
Ufone
Lovely & ROYAL People Use
“‘ZONG’”:)
ZONG
From Next Month,
In All Pakistan
WARID to WARID
JAZZ to JAZZ
UFONE to UFONE
TELENOR to TELENOR
Mobilink to Mobilink
ZONG to ZONG
Totally FREE!
“MISS CALLS” only.
Pak Pakistan
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To P.t.v dekh liya karen..
PTV
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To P.t.v dekh liya karen..
Saaday Dil Wich
khaban de rangley panguray wich bendey 0
nima nima hass ke jaan kad lendey o
esey lae tay tusi saady dil wich rendey o..
FA BA MA
Sochan kolon jaan chura lay changa raen ga
FA,BA,MA di digree lay ke ki hassil
Dahi bhalay di rehri la lay chang raen ga
Mahiya
RAB tennu mobile dita koi SMS te set mahiya,
Sone di wang mahiya,
Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt maar k Pann mahiya.
Sub kurian
Sochan kolon jaan chura ly changa raen ga,
Bachi te tere kolon phasni koi nyi,
Sub kurian nu Pehn bana lay changa raen ga.
Kurian
Sochan kolon jaan chura ly changa raen ga,
Bachi te tere kolon phasni koi nyi,
Sub kurian nu Pehn bana lay changa raen ga.
Anni Pei Hoi Hey
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Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
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Othay Te Anni Pei Hoi Hey
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Student:
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“A Blind Girl Is Lying There!
Bina yaar guzara
Dunia toon kinara ho skda yaraan toon kinara koun kre…
Ik din hove taan lang jave sari zindgi guzzara koun kre…
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Bikhaari Pathaan say
mujhe khaany ko kuch mil sakta hai ?
Pathan:
kal ka Saalan kha lo ge ?
Bhikaari:
Gee Han Bilkul ...
Pathaan:
ach to phir kal ana ,,,
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Rakhee bandh ke
chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Funny rakhi sms
of Raksha Bandhan.
Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the even of Rakhsha
Bandhan celebrated widely in India on August. The collection
includes rakhi sms greetings for both bhaiyas and behnas,cute
and funny rakhi sms, rakhi sms for bhai / brothers / [...]
Wo Tumhara Kaun?
Kuch Nahi..
Kyon Ki Use Rakhi Bandhne Ke Liye Haath Kaha Hai..
Apnon Ka Saath
Zindgi May Apnon Ka Saath Na Chote
Rishta Koi Bhi Ho Use Aise Nibhao
K Us Rishte Ki Dor Zindgi Bhar Na Totay.
DOSTI pe aitebar
Pr tum ko b panay ka rasta nahi milta
Tere khalos-e- DOSTI pe aitebar hai itna
Siwa tere koi rishta sacha nhi lgta.
True Relation
To Talk Without INTENTION..
To Give Without REASON..
&
To Care Without EXPECTATIONS..
Is The Art Of True RELATION..
Talk 2 Each Other
not How Much U Give Or Take
not How Many Times U Talk 2 Each Other,
its All About How much u value eachother..
Relationship is like a book
years to write.
Write it carefully and Never let it burn.
Your Ego
One is right..
It also at times means That You Value The Relationship much
more Than Your Ego..!
Sacrifice
character is greater than beauty,
humanity is greater than wealth,
but
nothing is greater than gud relation so maintain it:-)
keep relation in touch
1 sentence is enuf to break a heart,
1 second is enuf to fall in luv..
&
1 sms is enuf to keep relation in touch..
Relationship 4 ever
Eye-31min
Brain-10min
Legs-4hrs
skin-5days
ear-10min
Bones-30dys
Heart- 0 min
&
relatiOn ship-4ever..
The purpose of relationshp
u, but 2 hv sum1 wid whom u may share ur incompletness..
Pocket guide k sath
or is se hota hi kya hy,
Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,
Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,
2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?
Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,
ji han ab pury k [...]
Nuqsanaat bulkul muft
garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab
ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante
Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic
nuqsanaat bulkul muft…
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
PURELY ACCIDENTAL
“All the answers written below are imagnary and work of
my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK
is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL…”
chad mulak te chaliye baar
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..
chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway…
Begarat Zameen Par
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
‘Begarat Zameen Par’
DIL CHAHTA HAI
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI
-:->>
NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI
BOLO BOLO KON
KON
TUM?
ARAY NAHEE
HAMARA K.E.S.C.
Ek Barish
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Law of Love
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal
or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.
This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled
to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2
Tusi pareshan na hovo
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Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
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Tusi pareshan na hovo
sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay…….
Preshani te mere waste ae…
Thursday, October 15, 2009
KINGFISHER
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????
Answer:
KINGFISHER
A Windmill
Cry; On The Same Spot I’m Always Found, Toiling Away With
Little Sound. What Am I?
Answer :-
A Windmill
An arrow
But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far
I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown.
What Am I?
Answers :-
An arrow
A Female
How Could This Be…?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
A Violin
to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have
Nothing To say
What Am I…?
Answer :-
A Violin
A Man Was Walking
His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.
How Did He Do This..
Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
Prove It If U R Genius
There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
Answer :-
10990
Qayamt Tak
Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main [...]
Dimag hay To Jawab do
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki SaasKe Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy
Andhay ki Bewi
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss
andhay ko bata day ga.
259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Smile
and birthdays. But there are no special days to thank someone
or to apologize to anyone. They can be done anytime, anyday.
Today i choose to thank you for everytime you made me smile,
laugh, for everytime you helped, wiped a tear. And i appalogize for [...]
Khoobsoorat
Phool Insano Se Ziada Khobsorat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolo Se B Ziada Khoobsorat Hote Hain
JESEY K AAP…..
Mujhe Le Chalo
Muje le chalo
kabi uss jahan,
Jahan tu hi mera naseeb ho,
Jahan dil k tu hi qareeb ho,
Jahan gham koi na aa sakey,
Jahan nafratein na sata sakein,
Jahan qurb ho jahan ho khushi,
Jahan chahte ho humein zindagi,
Jahan dil mera na udaas ho,
Jahan her gharri teri aas ho,
Jahan her pal tara sath ho,
Mari zandgi mari jane-e-jaan,
Mujhe [...]
Piyaar
Us Se Ziada pane ko Jee Chahta hai.
Najany Wo kon Si khobi he Aap Main,
K umar bhar ap Se Dosti Nibhane ko Jee Chahta he,,,
Sending Love & Care
Cloud Cant Come To River But Sends Love As Rain
Also I Cant Come To You But Sending Love & Care As Sms
Dosti kuch nahi
dosti kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai dosti bin kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai tum kuch nahi,
To
Kabhii lagta hai..
“Tum bin
kuch nahi.!!
Love With You
then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want
to let a second pass having fallen out of love
with you.
Tu Kitna Haseen Hai
Par Phir B Tu Mera Aqeeda Mera Yaqe Hai.
Ye Aaina Tujhe Teri Khabar Nhi Dega.
Aa Dekh Meri Aankh Se Tu Kitna Haseen Hai.
The Presence Of Someone
It Just Takes Some Thought n Memories 2 Feel
The Presence Of Someone As Nice As U ..
Who Loves Her
“the Most Beautiful Clothes That a Woman Can Wear Are The Arms Of The
Man Who Loves Her…”
Ae Zindagi
ME us k bina JIYU ye DUAA na kr
Koi DEKHEY b usey to hoti hy JALAN
Ay HAWA to b usey CHUA na kr
My Life
I said:
MY LIFE.
U will walk away without knowing
that U r my LIFE.
Sapne Mere
Dil tera ho to darkan meri ho,
Khuda kary dosti hamari itni gahri ho,
K sans teri ruky to mot meri ho,
Wonderful World
so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a
wonderful world that gave me you?
True Heart
it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like
I do, Because I have no heart n U have two.
A Sardar Gee
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Because He Knows That
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Deewaro’n K Bhi Kaan Hote Hyn… ;->
Sardar ka Jhoorda
Aur Sardar Jab Jhoorda Kholein To Juoon(Lice)
Ki Fauj Nikalti Hai
Cheeni Kiun Khaate Ho
Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?
2nd Sardar
Meri Teacher Ne Kaha Tha K Beta Tumhari Zuban Meethi Honi Chahiye” Samjhey
Sardar Manmohan Singh
Next Election Agenda:
1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
Mera Chehra
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Dikhne wala Nahi Mila
Its Called The ” Door
The Employer Said: “We Do Have An… Opening For U”
Sardar: Wat is it?
Employer: Its Called The ” Door “
Sardar in a Double Daker
1 up & 1 down.
Above 1came down running.
Below 1 askd y?
Sardar replied:”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
Trafic Signals
glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see
there r trafic signals for aeroplanE in air
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb SMS
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
Shahid Afridi
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
Bablu & Shanno
Bablu: main heater le aata hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
Bablu: to main heater on kar leta hoon…..
Sardar ki Chatri
tha,
kisi ne pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Drops Of Water
They Never Meet Each Other But Sends Love This Way..
Enjoy The Love Of Nature.
Happy Mon soon
Ek Shaam
Wah wah wah,
Udaas kyun kharay ho shaam ki tarhan,
Jao
Darkht pai latko amm ki tarahan…
Happy Mango Season
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sheikh ki Duaa
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki
A Sheikh Boy
1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b
TAXI car le aya
kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
Meri Roti Nahe Pakani
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay
hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!
Memom Boss
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
Aik sheikh sahab
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit
to nahe gir rahay hain?”
Taxi Wala
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?
Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun
Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”
Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
Love Never Dies
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardar
4)2 Sardar Chess Khelte Hue !!
lOvE nEvEr diEs
Short message
Short Text Messages, Short Sms Messages Collection. U can
send short messages to your friends.
Kiya Hai Wada Usne
Ye Jante Hue Ki Char Din Ki Jindagani Hai.
Smiling Lips
But smiling lips wil solve many problems
so
Hr velay sarya na kro
Kadi kadi hans v dya karo.;-)
Good Morning Smile
4 a day,
Candle 4 an hour Matchstick 4 a minute,
But
A Good Day can Glow 4eve,
So start ur day with a SMILE on ur Face,
Good Morning…!!!
Beautiful Smile
makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS
Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).
In short these messages are termed as SMS for Smile
I just Smiled
As a smile holds more meaning than words
I was asked if I enjoy having you in my life
I just Smiled .
Think of joy
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be joyous till i sms again.
Keep Smiling
The Day In Which We Have Not Laughed.
-Charlie Chaplin.
Keep Smiling.
It Makes Life More Beautifull..
Smile is infication
What is forgiveness
“what is forgiveness?”
A little girl gave this lovely reply:
“Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed”.
Maghroor
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Dil Ki Baat
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to ke h dala sab haal-e-dil
Palkein Bheeg Jati hain
Bas,
Unki yadein stati hain
Unki dori ka gham nahi mujhey
Bas,
Zara palkein bheeg jati hain…
Tumhari Aankhein
Main kuch soch ker hans para
Us bekhabar ko kia khabar..
Drop of Tears
Anythng In D Wrld,
But Evry1 Can’t Knw D Value
Until Dey View Tears
In Der Own Eyes 4 Sum1
Mere Hum Safar
K mein kalaam us se kam karoon,
Mery hont aesay silay k phir,
Meri chup ne us ko rula dia.
Tanhai Men Aya Kro
Mehfil Men Hamara Mazak Na Uraya Kro,
I$ Per An$u Tarp K Bola,
ITNay Logo Men Apko Tanha Paya i$ Liye Chala Aya,
Kal Raat
Dil Ko Itni achi Lagi K Sene Se Laga Dali
Kisi Ki Nazar Na Lag jaye Tujko
Is lye Apne Hi Aanso Se Mita Dali
Chaar Pal ki Zindagi
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindgi Kafi Hai
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha
Aapki Aankho Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai
Ansoo
Charaag bhuj gaye khud ko jalana hoga.,
Na samjhna k tumse b
Hanstey Hanstey Roney Lagi
Kya Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai,
Wo Hanstey Hanstey Roney Lagi,
Aur Dhoop Ma Barish Honey Lagi..!
Thinking of You
YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody”s Prayers,
Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View,
Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
Likha Tera Naam
Liya aik kagaz aur likha tera naam.
Tasweer banai teri aur likha ye pegaam.
Zinda pakrne walay ko 50,000 ka inaam.
Aankhon main nami
Wo mere dur hone ki gawahi hai
Yaad itna na keya kar mujhe
Hichki le le kar mere gale may sujan se ayi hai
Teri Zikar
Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya
Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya
Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya
Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye
Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya
Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se
Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya
Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi Humain
Tujhe Yaad Bhi Karna Chor Diya
Paas aane ko Ji Chahta hai
Na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai,
Tumhari yaad mein aur kya kahe,
Bas tumhare paas aane ko ji chahata hai.
Tanhaiyan
Bichar kar tumse rehna acha nahi lagta,
Ye dil sirf tumko yaad karta hai,
Har bar ye baat kehna acha nahi lagta.
Doston Ki Baat
Kuch doston ki baat bohat khas hoti hai,
Apse chahe baat ho ya na ho,
Likin apki yaad hamesha dil k pas hoti hai,
Tanha Mera Jeena
Tanha mera jeena muhal kar diya,
Socha jo tumhain yaad na karain,
Dil ne dharakne se inkaar kar diya,
Teri Yaad
“DIL” hi kafi hai teri yaad main jalnay k leay . . .
Tanha Raatein
Waqt mera aksar uski yad me kat jata hy,
Khushi or ghum me wohi nazar ata hy
Kyun k ye pagal dil usy boht chahta hy
Ap ki Yadein
Kal Sard Hawa ka Raqs Bhi Tha…,
Kal Phool bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Thay…,
Kal Un Mein Aap Ka Aks bhi Tha…,
Kal Badal Kaaley Gehray Thay…,
Kal Chand Pay Laakhon Pehray Thay…,
Kuch Tukray Ap ki Yadoon K…,
Bari Der say Dil Mein Thehray thay…,
Kal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi Thein…,
Aur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi Thein…,
Kal Yaad Bohat [...]
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
You Know That
-6 = -6
And
9-15 = 4-10
Add 25/4 2 both sides
9+25/4-15 = 4+25/4-10
We knw that
” ['a' square - 2ab + 'b' square] = (a-b)square ”
So here, 4 left hand side,
a=3, b=5/2
And
4 right hnd side,
a=2, b=5/2
Put these values in eq.
Expres that eq as:
(3 – 5/2) (3 – 5/2) = (2-5/2) (2-5/2)
Taking square root of both sides,
3 [...]
Magr mera sMs kahan hai?
Note Bord..>
sms yahan se 10 MEEl DOor Hai.
9 Miles,
8 miles,
7 miles,
Aray kahan hai sms?
Bus thora hi door hai..!
6 mILES,
5 miles,
4 miles,
Bus yahan se thora sa Right ho jaien. .!
Sms aanay hi wala hai. . .!
3 Miles.
2 miles,
1 mile,
-FINISHED-
Oh Thank GOD .
Magr mera sMs kahan hai?
Bhai wo to Ap ko Lari aDDAy per hi milay [...]
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai
Guess?…
Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha….
Press Karne Ko Nahi.
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
Button Press Karna Band Karo
plz..
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Plzzz…
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yeh button press krna bnd kro
Tumhary ghar k bahar
Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.
Good News
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Thoughts
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
There Were 2 Friends
see and saw
0ne day see saw sea
but
saw didnt see sea
See saw sea and jumped in sea
Saw didnt see sea
but
jumped in sea
See saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea
See saw both saw sea
and both,
saw and see
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isay kehte hain dimagh [...]
Happy Thinking
A confusion has confused my mind which is already confuse with
some confusion.I dont know y this confusion had confused my
confused mind.If my confusion had confuse ur mind then try to
get solution 4 my confusion 2 rectify my confused mind.If my
confused msg did’nt confuse u then b happy thinking that a [...]
Khamoshi
Kon Kehta Hai K Khamoshyan Khamosh Hoti Hain?
Khamoshyon Ko Khamoshi Se Suno..
Kya Pata,
Ye Wo Keh Jayen..
Jis Ki Aap Ko Lafzon Mei Talash Hoti Hai.
Wonderful World
that it gave me so many reasons to hate it.
But now, how can I hate such a wonderful
world that gave me you?
Friend Forever
words behind your silence and love behind your
anger ,you can believe you have found your
“BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
Loving Friend
realized that loving a friend is even better.
Still With U
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things 1)
I’m with u… 2) Still with u… 3)
Will ALWAYS b…
Bivi Shohar Se
tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud
mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi”
shohar bhi ghusay se.tum to aisy keh rahi ho jaisay
mein easy apna barati bana kar laya tha.
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,
Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne [...]
TIME
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines the depth of care they have
for U.! =)
Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who’s There?
Ans : Its Me
“OPPORTUNITY”
Insider : U R Wrong.
Coz OPPORTUNITY Never Knocks Twice.
Remember |t !!
A Strong And Positive Attitude
Creates More Miracles Than
Any Other Thing, Because..
Life Is 10% How U Make It
&
90% How U Take It….
Vegetarian
Is like
Xpecting d Lion not to Attack u coz u r a Vegetarian
Think about it…
Life changes the questions ! !
“Just when we think we have all the answers . . . . . .
Life changes the questions ! !
Wonderful World
Sorry Rong Number
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia…..!
Our Friendship
Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will. .
Mmmmm. .
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Iwil Mis U
Kuch Meetha Khao
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Ki
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Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis
kiss
kiss
Kissh-Mish KHAAO!
Wada Karo
Wada karo
K
Tum
Zindagi
Ki
Har
Cheez
Mujh
Se
Share
Karoge
Wada karo
Khushi
Ghum
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak
K
Balance bhi!;-)
Love
Type LOVE SpaceSpace
Moral
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??
before scrolling, think!
Ans is 1. Remember the First Line…
1=5
Moral – Don’t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
ATM Card
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
A.T.M CARD
Listen to your Brain
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte
Q k
Us pe b ANGRAZ char gay hain.
Missing U
I Am Missing U.
I Am Missing U.
Don’t Believe!
See I Am On Journey And
U R Not With Me,
It Means U R Missing.
Sardar Manmohan
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
America aur Karachi
America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.
Sugar Ho Jayegi
Wher is cake?
Kya hua
Cake chahiye…!
aap bhi na
Pehle he itne sweet ho phir cake khao ge to
SUGAR ho jayegi..
Never Build Relation
Staying near never builds relation,
Its a link between hearts,
Which never allows us to forget each other.!!
Heart to Heart
yet they r so far apart…
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked HEART TO HEART..
Chupke se
Kisi Udaas Musam Mein..
Kisi Veeran Lumhe Mein..
Chupke Se Dabe Pa0n..
Meri Ankh0n Pe Rakh do Haath Apne..
Aur Hunste Hoye Keh do..!!!
B0jh L0 t0 Hum Tumhare..!!!
Nahi t0 Aap Humare..!i!i
Mulaqaat
Badal door se baraste hen,
Hum b kitne ajeeb hain
Aap dil mein rehte hain.
Aur hum mulaqat ko taraste hain.
Anjaan
Mre DIL k aine me MEHMAN ban k aya kar
PAGAL ek tje hi to BAKSHI ha dil ki HUKUMAT
Ye tri SALTANAT ha,tu SULTAN bn k aya kar
Yaadon ke Charagh
Hamari yaadon ke charaagh jalaye rakhna,
Bohot lamba hai safar zindagi ka,
Ek hissa hum ko bhi banaye rakhna
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Take Care
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Aayein cham cham khailain
( ‘;’ )
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kiya aap busy hain
Nahi
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(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)
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to aayein cham cham khailain
HAPPY WINTER SEASON
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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
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Taaj Mahal
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How dare
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Going To USA
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009
Spain per qabza
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
Punjabi Message
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Doli wali car
Funny Message
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Ishq Ki Raahein
Ya Dil Main Utar Jana Ya Dil Se Utar jaana
Ejazat
Mujh Ko Tum Se Apna Banane ki Ejazat Dado
Tum Meri Zindagi Ka Ek HAseen Lamha Ho
Phoolon Se Khud Ko Sajane Ki Ejazat dado
Main Kitna Chahta Hon Kiss Tarha Bataon Tumhain
Mujhe Ye aaj Batane Ki Ejazat Dado
Piyar Ho Jata Hai
KABHI KISI ANJAN SE PYAAR HO JATA HE
ZARURI NAHI KI JO KHUSHI DE USI SE PYAAR KARO
KABHI KABHI DIL TORNE WALE PAR BHI DIL KURBAN HO JATA HE
Saath Rahegi Aap Ki DOSTI
zindagi K Toofan Ka Sahil Hai Dosti
zindagi ban jaegi JANNAT
agar Marte Dum Tak Saath Rahegi Aap Ki DOSTI
Chand se mulakat
chand se jab b mulakat hoti hai
doston k bare main kuch baat hoti hai
wo khtey hain mere pass khubsurat sitare hain
hum khtey hain is se khubsurat dost hmare hain
Dil Ki Dharkan
Aap ki yad hamary pass hoti hai
Aap ko maloom ho ya na ho
Hamari duwa aap k saath hoti hai
EXam song by Munna bhai
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.
Student ki Pehchan
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai.
Engineering students
TUMHAARA JANAM
AUR CHIDYOn NE GAANAA GAAYAA
PHOOLOn NE HAnS HAnS KAR BOLAA
MUBARAK HO TUMHAARA JANAM DIN AAYAA
Happy Birthday
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada.
Happy Birthday
>> "HAPPY" "BIRTH" "DAY" <<
Snow And Songs..
Celebrations & Decorations,
Laughter And Love..
IT'S UR BIRTH DAY !!
>> "HAPPY" "BIRTH" "DAY" <<
Happy Birthday my love.
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Happy birthday i remember u
UR BIRTHDAY
SUBUT HAI K TUM JAISE DOST K BAGHAIAR MERA WAJOOD MUMKIN NAHE
WISH YOU A MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF MY LIFE UR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTH DAY
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A Great Life
@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...
Wishing u..
A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...
And
Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***
Just Chill
make evey single
moment of your life
a precious memory
"H@ppy Birthd@y"
Day 4 u
Foreign Country Daughter
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
Before U Judge A Person
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..
After That, . . . . .
Who cares?
He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
Government Helps
"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)
If Columbus was Married
Because He would be asked:
Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?
Hain Dafan Mujh Main
Ujarr Ujarr K Jo Basta Hai Wo Sheher Hoon Main.
Aaghaaz OR Ikhtetaam
Jab Chaaho Mere Jazbon Ko Be Naam Tum Kar Do,
Baat Agar Zarf Ki Hay To Yuon Karo,
Tum Jeet Jaao
HAR HAAR Mere Naam Kar Do.
Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay.
Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko
Shayad k us ko ab meri kader nahi,
Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi.!
Dua Main Tujhe Manga Hai
Hoon Bewafa Magr Wafa Se Tujhe Manga Hai
Kabhi Sajde Main Ja Kar Poch Apne Rab Se
Main Ne Kis Kis Ada Se Tujhe Manga Hai.
Most Touching Lines
"Chal Oye Meray Gift Wapis Kar...!" :-)
Zindagi
khab ban kar ankhon mein sama jaty hein
pehly yaqeen dilaty hein k wo hamary hein
phir najany keuon tanha chor jaty hein
Tum Bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
Doori
Tere sathh guzra her lamaha yaad aney laga
Jub bi koshish ki tuje bhulane ki
Tu dil ke aur kareeb aney laga….
Tanhai
Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheer mai
Karte hain basar raat main meri tanhai
Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chor jain saath
Laikin rahain gay saath main aur meri tanhai
Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum
Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai
Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se
Karte hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai
Tum ko rakhain gay saath zeenat bana kay ghar ki
Reh jain phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai…
Dagha Pusta Maa Wala Dai
Dagha Pusta Maa Waala Dai
Pahta Day Rora Laka Ma Daza Laka Bagora
Zamaan Kulli Chzo Daish.
HAHAHA. :-D
. . . Oye Pathano ne Bhi Hamary Latify nikal liye Hain. :-)
Khamoshi K Faiday
Aur unse pocha:
Jo shakhas musalsal bolta ho or kisi ko bolne ka Mouka na de use hum kya kahen ge?
Peche se Awaz ayi:
"MASTER SAHIB"
Height of Confidence
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:
And Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"
Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez
Sochen...
Sabun?
Shampoo???
Nahi Pata?
Answer: KUNDI :-)
Bechari Yateem Companies
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai
Phir mera Phone baja, .
mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*) .
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha, .
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
Karachi Main Mobile
Agar Mobile Karachi mai Eejad hota to ye templates msg hote:
1: Mobile Chhin Gaya Tha yaar
2: Cigarette leta aaiyo
3: Date per hun
4: Teri car chaiye hai
5: Yaar balance hai to share kar
6: Shukar hai light to aai!!
7: Tu ruk mai Abi larkay le k wahan paunchta hun. :-D
Chal Teri Maa Ki
"Jay Kaali Maa ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal Teri Maa ki"
Ab main Bhi Fair & Lovely Lagati hon.
Lamhay
main batein bhool bhi jaun to lehje yad rakhta hon
sar e mehfil nigahein mujhe pe jin logon ki parti hain
nigahon ke ma'aani se wo chehrey yad rakhta hon
zara sa hut ke chalta hon zamaney ki rawayet se
k jin pe bojh main daalon wo kaanday yad rakhta hon*
Piyaar
kehte rehna har pal mujh ko main tera hon
mujh se ye izhar kabhi wapas mat lena
sajte rehna jhoomer ban kar mathay per
mujh se ye singhar kabhi wapas mat lena
geet sunatey rehna meri payal main
mujh se ye jhankar kabhi wapas mat lena
dil main aag lagaye rakhna chahat ki
mujh se ye angaar kabhi wapas mat lena
ankhein roshan rakhna apni yadon se
mujh se ye dedar kabhi wapas mat lena
khushbu ban kar basna mere tann mann main
mujh se ye mehkar kabhi wapas mat lena
phool sajaye rakhna mere aangan main
mujh se ye gulzar kabhi wapas mat lena*
Yaad
kia haseen shakle thi sarabon main
milne aya jo mujhe ko khawabon main
khoon e dil se jalaye hain phir bhi
na hovi roshni charaghon main
teri ankhon se jo mila mujh ko
wo nasha kahan sharabon main
main to taray shumar karta hon
tu para hai kahan hisabon main
tazkara aur phir wafaon ka
ab milega tujh ko nisabon main
har taraf tu hi tu lagey janaa
go rahe lakh tu hijabon main
yad jab bhi teri satati hai
dekh leta hon tujh ko khawabon main*
wonderful christmas
Marry Christmas
Merry X-mas.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
Happy Christmas
Merry Christmas
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Happy Birthday my Love..
When a ray of light enlightens the earth,
I pray that this ray of life shines up ur life with pleasures n happiness n brighten ur eyes wid new dreams...
Happy Birthday my Love..
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Kaha tha na
is tarha sotay hoye chorde ke mut jana
mujhe be-shak jaga dena
bata dena
ke tumhain rasta badlna hai
mairy hud se nikalna hai
Tumhain kis baat ka dur tha ??????????
kia main janay nahien daita?
kahien pe qaid ker laita??????aray pagal muhabbat ki tabiyat main zaberdasti nahien hotijisay rasta badlna hai usay rasta badlanay sejisay hud se nikalna ho usay hud se nikalnay sena koi rok paya hai na koi rok paye gatumhaien kis baat ka dur thaaa???????mujhe jaga daitaybus yeah yaad rakhna ae hum dumab in jagti Aankhoon mainkhuwab tumharay hi bastay hainin Aankhoon ke ansoonoon maintumhary yaadoon ke deepban ke moom chalaktay hainbus yaad yeah rakhna ae mairay hum dumin Aankoon ki roshni ke bujhnay tukmain intizar ke deep jalaon gamairay ghar ke rastay peteray qadmoon ki ahat ko sun ke hi jaon gaapni sansoon ke thumnay tukapnay jism ke mernay tuktujhe dil main basoongabus tera kehlaoon gake sansoon ke thamnay ki wajha bhi sirf yeahi ho gi"is duniya main na sahi , agli duniya main to mairy ho gi"