Bhikaari pathaan say!
mujhe khaany ko kuch mil sakta hai ?
Pathan:
kal ka Saalan kha lo ge ?
Bhikaari:
Gee Han Bilkul ...
Pathaan:
ach to phir kal ana ,,,
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Dagha Pusta Maa Wala Dai
Ek MAHAJIR
Dagha Pusta Maa Waala Dai
Pahta Day Rora Laka Ma Daza Laka Bagora
Zamaan Kulli Chzo Daish.
HAHAHA. :-D
. . . Oye Pathano ne Bhi Hamary Latify nikal liye Hain. :-)
Dagha Pusta Maa Waala Dai
Pahta Day Rora Laka Ma Daza Laka Bagora
Zamaan Kulli Chzo Daish.
HAHAHA. :-D
. . . Oye Pathano ne Bhi Hamary Latify nikal liye Hain. :-)
Khamoshi K Faiday
Master sahib ne Students ko khamoshi k faidey bataye:
Aur unse pocha:
Jo shakhas musalsal bolta ho or kisi ko bolne ka Mouka na de use hum kya kahen ge?
Peche se Awaz ayi:
"MASTER SAHIB"
Aur unse pocha:
Jo shakhas musalsal bolta ho or kisi ko bolne ka Mouka na de use hum kya kahen ge?
Peche se Awaz ayi:
"MASTER SAHIB"
Height of Confidence
Height of Confidence:
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:
And Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:
And Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"
Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez
Question: Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez Zaroor Lagani Chahiye?
Sochen...
Sabun?
Shampoo???
Nahi Pata?
Answer: KUNDI :-)
Sochen...
Sabun?
Shampoo???
Nahi Pata?
Answer: KUNDI :-)
Bechari Yateem Companies
Jis Jis bhai ne Apna Fitrana dena ho woh
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai k mai so raha tha, Bilkul Aise (^_^) .
Phir mera Phone baja, .
mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*) .
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha, .
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
Phir mera Phone baja, .
mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*) .
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha, .
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
Karachi Main Mobile
Agar Mobile Karachi mai Eejad hota to ye templates msg hote:
1: Mobile Chhin Gaya Tha yaar
2: Cigarette leta aaiyo
3: Date per hun
4: Teri car chaiye hai
5: Yaar balance hai to share kar
6: Shukar hai light to aai!!
7: Tu ruk mai Abi larkay le k wahan paunchta hun. :-D
Chal Teri Maa Ki
Ek Indian Foji Jung k doran hawai jahaz se chalang lgatay howe bola:
"Jay Kaali Maa ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal Teri Maa ki"
Ab main Bhi Fair & Lovely Lagati hon.
"Jay Kaali Maa ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal Teri Maa ki"
Ab main Bhi Fair & Lovely Lagati hon.
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