PEPSODENT

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding u 2 brush
ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

Fair & lovely

Yeh tri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tra chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tre chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

Washing Powder Nirma

Washing Powder Nirma
Wshng Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se Aye
Rangen Kpda Bhi Khil-Khil Jaye
Sabki Pasand Nirma
Ye Comercial BREAK Ta,
You Continue Your Work

Aham Ellaan

“Aham Ellaan”
Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,
Jab Stage Ke Addakaar
sms-zone-pak.blogspot.Com Sey Sms Pard
Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey

Simply The Best

It’S NoT dIfFiCuLt
To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe
In WoRds …
… JuSt wRiTe …
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“Quotes-bucket.blogspot.com s!mPlY tHe BeSt” ;->

PIA

PIA slogan, A warm experience & motherly treatment!
Warm: BCoz AC doesn’t work.
Motherly: BCoz all hostesses are above 50

LIMOO PAANI

Suno ghaor sy PEPSI walo
Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo
Chahe jitni COKE pilalo
Chahe jitni DEW pilalo
Sabse age hoga
*LIMOO PANI*

GOOD MILK

Na kisi ko chera karo.
Na kisi se pange liya karo.
Na kisi ko dil diya karo.
Na kisi se dil liya karo.
Healthy life jiya kro Roz roz GOOD MILK pia kro.

ICI PAINT

Agar aap chahte ho.
ke aap ke chehre pe
dhool mitti na lage to
to
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to
har roz subah
I.C.I PAINT
LAGAIN
jo
DHooL MItTI
ko tikney
na de ;o)

MORTEIN

Woh Choom lain ik Baar To Urh Jaati Hai Neend,
Unki Awaaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jaati Hai Beet,
Isliye kehte Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO” MACHAR BHAGAO

MintoFresh

Laila ko Karna ho Impress
To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh
Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres
To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress
Bolay to Majnu aik dumm FRESH ..

Geo

l8est RepoRt on GEO…
“na maloom afRaad ne kaRachi main
samandaR ko aag lga di”
“lambi lambi

Life Buoy

Scratch & win
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Lif|||||
Life||||
Life B|||
Life Bo||
Life Buoy
Jaa ab naha le ganday insaan

MOBILINK

Man calls Wife through MOBILINK, Call goes 2 another
lady,wrong # After talking 4 months they started dating
& got married
Moral: MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES…

Max Bar

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro,
yeh pyaar hai,
piyaar nahin koi MAX bar jo thora sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya…!!

Disprin

Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena,
Dil mein kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum apki raahon se hr dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se
“Disprin”
mangwa lena.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrr

Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview,
Interviewer asked him,
”electric motor kaise chalti hai”.
Pathan replied,
”Burrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Uniliver Pakistan

New exciting offer from
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab shampoo ki her bottle k sath 1 “AATE” ka packet bilkul free.:-)

Ptcl

If A Boy Gives A Love Letter 2 A Girl,
Peple Call Him “Lofer”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy
they Call It “Offer”
Brought to You By
Ptcl ! Feel The Difference

BAYGON

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia.
Malkin: Oh No! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Dia…!