Pocket guide k sath

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?
or is se hota hi kya hy,
Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,
Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,
2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?
Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,
ji han ab pury k [...]

Nuqsanaat bulkul muft

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise
garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab
ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante
Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic
nuqsanaat bulkul muft…

HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai,
restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

PURELY ACCIDENTAL

1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:
“All the answers written below are imagnary and work of
my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK
is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL…”

chad mulak te chaliye baar

Ki bumb da barosa yaar,
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..
chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway…

Begarat Zameen Par

Congratulation!
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
‘Begarat Zameen Par’

DIL CHAHTA HAI

ACHA BATAO…
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI
-:->>
NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI
BOLO BOLO KON
KON
TUM?
ARAY NAHEE
HAMARA K.E.S.C.

Ek Barish

Tum Paas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay

Mintaan Na Krwa,
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Law of Love

“Law of Love” derived from newton’s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal
or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.
This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled
to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2

Tusi pareshan na hovo

Aslamabadon ai ay FAX
.
Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.
Tusi pareshan na hovo
sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay…….
Preshani te mere waste ae…