Sheikh ki Duaa

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki

A Sheikh Boy

A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl.
1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b

TAXI car le aya

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay
kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>

Meri Roti Nahe Pakani

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay
hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!

Memom Boss

Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)

Aik sheikh sahab

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit
to nahe gir rahay hain?”

Taxi Wala

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?
Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”

Aik kanjos aadmi

Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!