A Sardar Gee

Why Does A Sardar G Clean The Wall With A Ear Bud ???
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Because He Knows That
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Deewaro’n K Bhi Kaan Hote Hyn… ;->

Sardar ka Jhoorda

Darya K Tufan Mein Sahil Sey Mauj Nikalti Hai
Aur Sardar Jab Jhoorda Kholein To Juoon(Lice)
Ki Fauj Nikalti Hai

Cheeni Kiun Khaate Ho

1st Sardar To Other
Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?
2nd Sardar
Meri Teacher Ne Kaha Tha K Beta Tumhari Zuban Meethi Honi Chahiye” Samjhey

Sardar Manmohan Singh

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.

Mera Chehra

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Dikhne wala Nahi Mila

Its Called The ” Door

After Reading The Form Filled By An Sardar Applicand..
The Employer Said: “We Do Have An… Opening For U”
Sardar: Wat is it?
Employer: Its Called The ” Door “

Sardar in a Double Daker

2 sardar sat in a doubl dacker bus.
1 up & 1 down.
Above 1came down running.
Below 1 askd y?
Sardar replied:”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!

Trafic Signals

Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light
glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see
there r trafic signals for aeroplanE in air

Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb SMS

Punjab mein ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Shahid Afridi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Bablu & Shanno

Shanno: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Bablu: main heater le aata hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
Bablu: to main heater on kar leta hoon…..

Sardar ki Chatri

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisi ne pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.