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Sunday, October 4, 2009

EXam song by Munna bhai

�Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.

Student ki Pehchan

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai.

Engineering students

4 engineering students:woh baap hi kya.. jiski beti naho..woh engineer hi kya. jiski 'kt' na ho.Yu cant blame gravity 4 fallin in luv