Foreign Country Daughter

Foreign Country Daughter:

Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.

Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.

Before U Judge A Person

Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That, . . . . .





Who cares?


He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)

Government Helps

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...









"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)

If Columbus was Married

If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.

Because He would be asked:

Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?