Honesty in politics

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it Bcomes.

The word ‘politics’

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
& the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Too Long

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned vid
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Meri BV

Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki
phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:
I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago main
mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

GHANTA barha dya

Syasat dano ne awaam ki muhabat ka kaisa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya

Sardar Manmohan Singh

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Sedha 1 Bajega.