Halwai

Pathan halwai sy
Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
Halwai bary fakhar sy
30 sal sy
Pathan: Bari sharm ki bat hy
Tum se aaj tak jlebi seedhi nahi bani,,,

American dinner

ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye kha rahe the.
American k hath me bakri ki zabaan aagayi.
American bola: what is this?
Pathan bola: this is language.

CNG

Ek pathan ko doctor ne ECG test krwane ka kaha
Pathan Lab pohncha to test ka naam bhool gya
Thori der sochne k baad kehne laga: Bhaijaan hamara CNG kardo,,,

Motor Cycle

Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb
amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan sahab:
bhai ye to tera kismat hy
kal ek admi ka moter cycle nikla tha”

Miss Thakur

Miss thakur:ME nE AP sE kaha tha k apnE betay ko
meri naqlien utarnE sE mana krien!
Kya usay mana kia?
“Yes”.!mein ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia karo.

Coffee Shop

Ek aadmi Coffee Shop pr gya aur coffee ka order diya.
Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya
Pathan Admi: Ye kya….!!!
Meri coffee kahan hai..??
Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai….

Insurance Agent

Insurance agent: Khan sahib!will u don’t like that
ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..
Khan(smile):
i’ll like bt plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife.

Machli Wala

Machli wala: Khan sab aj zinda machli laaya hun..
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?

Machli Wala

Machli wala: Khan sab aj zinda machli laaya hun..
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?

Holiday

Wat is common between allama iqbal,
gandhi and qaid-e-azam?
Pathan replied “All r born on govt holidays”:-)
*Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Gutter main

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikal raha tha.
1 pathan wahan se guzarte huey ruk kar bola.
Yaar 2 roti mera b laga dena . . . . . . . . . . .

Phone Number

1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Ph Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
“Abe..Tera Ph Number Kya Hai ?

Phone Number

1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Ph Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
“Abe..Tera Ph Number Kya Hai ?

Boy Friend (Pathan)

GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain.
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Mein Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.

Boy Friend (Pathan)

GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain.
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Mein Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.

Khan 2 Friend

Khan 2 Friend:
Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha
Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!
Frnd: moochein to sbki hen!
Khan: wo jiska safaid kapray hein!
Frnd:wo to sb k sufaid hain
Pathan ne pistol nikala or 3 admion ko maar kr bola
“ye jo reh gya ha
isko main nai choraygi”

Aap ka weight

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai?
Pathan: Chashme ke sath 75kgs.
Doctor: Aur chashme k baghair?
Pathan: woh mujhe dikhta hi nehi…!

Audience

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?
Pathan: Liquid state.
Audience: clapped.
Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience,
All were pathan.

1 Pathan

1 Pathan: Tume pata hai k laughter challange 4 ho raha hai?
2 Pathan: Q phele 3 sahi nhi huwe the…

Ek Pathan

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotel malik ne
us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di
sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne
sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai
malik guse se bola : Hudd haraam ho tum
phatan bola ! Kocchaa hm kya krta..