Heart

I have a heart & that is true, Bt now it has gone
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

One Day

There Ws An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Ws Peter Park-Ker

Food & Health

A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes
the most suffering 4 years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
“Wedding cake”

Old man calling

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti,
Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay
hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.
Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne
naam try kar raha hon.

70 years old man

70 years old man : dil chahta he keh shadi kar loon.
Friend : kr lo
Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?
Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa wo apne ap ho jaegi

Girl asks

Girl asks an old man:whats love?
Man said:Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Girl returned empty handed & told that I found
the most beautiful flower but I kept walking
in hope of a better one. And then I realised
I ignored the best one.I went back but could not
find it there.
Man ,,,,

Principal

Old man school key principal sey:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?
Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai